Males and Females

[Onder]

Yo bros! Where do I go to deathcrush a girl if we both live with our parents and can't be up late in the night? My bedroom is like 3 feet away from where my parents sleep, and they are light sleepers.

Well if it really bugs you give them headphones or something.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

wat

 

[SentinelSlain]

cheap hotel?

expensive hotel?

bed and breakfast place (if they exist in America) somewhere, nice like near some lake or woods or mountains or something. Do that for like, a weekend or something.

That's not good for regular sex though.

How about in the back of a van, throw a mattress down in it. Do any of your friends have vans?

 

[Nephilim96]

You have these options (assuming you wanna do it right now):

1) Do it in your room without giving a fuck
2) Do it outside in the wilderness like fucking animals (maybe she's into it)
3) Do it in your car, as long as your fat ass fits in the backseat
4) Find a friend's place that has an empty room
5) Be a fag and pay for a motel

 

[Nephilim96]

bed and breakfast place (if they exist in America) somewhere, nice like near some lake or woods or mountains or something. Do that for like, a weekend or something.

They exist, but they're not everywhere. I'm sure there's a shitload in like Vermont.

 

[Nephilim96]

I want to meet a Chinese single.

 

[SentinelSlain]

hmmm

 

[damnromulans]

Go camping, cheaper than a motel, hotel, Holiday Innnnn. Bring an air mattress. PP and I weigh 340 pounds and the twin size air mattress was fine.

Funerary_Doom, I have some friends in Bushwick who go to shows often and are nice people who are female!

 

[Eligos]

Go to a party together and find an empty room, or get a hotel if you have some extra cash.

You should have some extra cash tucked away if you're planning on fucking a girl anyway.

 

[KafkaX]

You have these options (assuming you wanna do it right now):

1) Do it in your room without giving a fuck
2) Do it outside in the wilderness like fucking animals (maybe she's into it)
3) Do it in your car, as long as your fat ass fits in the backseat
4) Find a friend's place that has an empty room
5) Be a fag and pay for a motel

Go camping, cheaper than a motel, hotel, Holiday Innnnn.

Word.

You should have some extra cash tucked away if you're planning on fucking a girl anyway.

Double word.

 

[CF87]

where can I get one

I do not even know why am bringing this up, but the last time I have gotten an erection was 5 years ago. I was homeless recently staying in cheap motels and would leave the TV on and wake up early in the morning seeing infomercials for extenze type stuff,etc.. so I can't be the only guy in the world with this problem.

 

[monoxide_child]

Well if it really bugs you give them headphones or something.

honesty is the best policy

you still living with your parents and you wanna get laid

you should prolly sit down with parents and just be like "hey i'm horny and i'm gonna get laid tonight"

 

[Zephyrus]

Yo bros! Where do I go to deathcrush a girl if we both live with our parents and can't be up late in the night? My bedroom is like 3 feet away from where my parents sleep, and they are light sleepers.

Fuck Bitches, Get Money

Aren't you moving into a 1-bedroom apartment this week?

 

[Onder]

honesty is the best policy

you still living with your parents and you wanna get laid

you should prolly sit down with parents and just be like "hey i'm horny and i'm gonna get laid tonight with your mother"

FYP

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Aren't you moving into a 1-bedroom apartment this week?

Two hours away from home though brah.

 

[Zephyrus]

You've driven further for potential booty IIRC.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

But she isn't going to drive two hours away on such a short notice.

 

[Zephyrus]

You have a finished basement.

 

[The Ozzman]

Hotel room?

 

[Eligos]

It's a bold move, but you can always tap into your contraception/accidental pregnancy budget for the cost of the room.