Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

booby wooby daaayyynnnn-sin (sung to the tune of a Bee-Gees hit).

 

[monoxide_child]

booby wooby daaayyynnnn-sin (sung to the tune of a Bee-Gees hit).

 

[The Butt]

Eligos, fuck the shit outta that girl. Goddamn, she cute.

 

[Eligos]

Welp, forum consensus seems to be that I should fuck her. That means I'm gonna be half of an item pretty soon here.

 

[SentinelSlain]

This video probably has about 1/4 of all the hot women in new zealand in it:

 

[Onder]

I have a date tomorrow. I will give her a gift in the form of slovakian hot pepper and I will tell her to eat it. I will order her to eat it right where we meet and I will watch her cry with burning mouth. I will tell her she can either accept my gift or fuck off straight away. If she proves her worth we will have a beer somewhere.

 

[Onder]

JAGE you are stuck in the 80's.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I was listening to Legs by ZZ Top while I read that. My internet keeps cutting out and my mobile phone / cell wont work either.

 

[monoxide_child]

JAGE you are stuck in the 80's.

except the parts of him that are stuck in the 50s

 

[whiskey funeral]

I have a date tomorrow. I will give her a gift in the form of slovakian hot pepper and I will tell her to eat it. I will order her to eat it right where we meet and I will watch her cry with burning mouth. I will tell her she can either accept my gift or fuck off straight away. If she proves her worth we will have a beer somewhere.

This sounds fantastic.

 

[jakethedog]

Eligos, I repeat and say go for it. My girlfriend's 18 and I'm almost 24. So basically same age difference. She's cute - in that sort of unconventional way, but that's what I'm attracted to.

I'm going to Hempfest in Boston tomorrow with my girl. Can't wait to smoke with her for the first time.

 

[Zephyrus]

Welp, forum consensus seems to be that I should fuck her. That means I'm gonna be half of an item pretty soon here.

Sex by democracy.

 

[jakethedog]

Sex by democracy.

Let's hope he took our advice and got his dick wet.

I'm really starting to have second thoughts about my gf, though. She really doesn't act her age, and that's a problem...

 

[Onder]

The girl I was in yesterday has a piercing in her tongue and according to her it's quite deep in her mouth. I might have to explore the cavity with my fucking dick.

 

[jakethedog]

The girl I was in yesterday has a piercing in her tongue and according to her it's quite deep in her mouth. I might have to explore the cavity with my fucking dick.

Go for it, dude. My gf's gonna get her lip pierced... not as deep, but still should be a lot of fun.

 

[Nephilim96]

Let's hope he took our advice and got his dick wet.

I'm really starting to have second thoughts about my gf, though. She really doesn't act her age, and that's a problem...

Rid of her. You're not stuck to a girl you've been seeing for 3-4 weeks.

 

[SentinelSlain]

wooperty doo

 

[damnromulans]

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

Also. WAT.

 

[The Butt]

Not here it ain't, plus I've got the parental consent so s'all good. God bless Canada.

 

[Matt]

Why would you even want to date someone that young? Seems pretty dumb to me.