Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

Looks really wholesome buddy. Yet somehow mischevious.

Punish her, its what she wants.

 

[The Ozzman]

How can you tell?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I'm the bitch whisperer.

Also cute smile, tan, choice of dress color... she's a goodish girl but daddy didn't help make her that way. Be her daddy. Tell her when she's bad.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Bought the morning after pill even though the chances of her actually getting pregnant are slim to none, but I had to just to be safe. Fucking shit is expensive.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Those are mommy hips.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Well played, Yoda! You're a brave one for sure... Withstanding blood and all. That would've grossed me out.

Carpe: as a present? Was it your boyfriend/girlfriends birthday?

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm the bitch whisperer.

Also cute smile, tan, choice of dress color... she's a goodish girl but daddy didn't help make her that way. Be her daddy. Tell her when she's bad.

Nothing happened. She was high when she met me.

 

[Lateralus14]

Fuckin stoners. I advise staying away from that loser.

 

[Nephilim96]

Carpe: as a present? Was it your boyfriend/girlfriends birthday?

It better not be, because I wouldn't consider sex with a pizza pirate a gift.

 

[Lateralus14]

We covered this in another thread Nephy. It makes no sense for Carpe to actually be the pizza pirate pictured in his/her/its avatar.

 

[Nephilim96]

I'm starting to think Carpe is an M to F transsexual.

 

[Lateralus14]

I'm starting to think Carpe is either a male or female mammal who prefers not to disclose much and fantasizes about pizza pirates. Oh wait we already know that.

Dammit, Carpe, won't you just tell us already? If you're a cat, I seriously won't judge. Cats fucking rule.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Well played, Yoda! You're a brave one for sure... Withstanding blood and all. That would've grossed me out.

Carpe: as a present? Was it your boyfriend/girlfriends birthday?

Present, although I just say that cuz 'losing' ones virginity implies it wasn't intentional haha. Big fancy affair, a gift to us both!

So sayeth the pizza pirate. I actually really dig that.

 

[Lateralus14]

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't ignore me, bro/babe/etc

 

[The Ozzman]

Pics or GTFO

 

[SentinelSlain]

Noods or it didn't happen.

 

[The Butt]

Carpe you should end the mystery and do the big reveal: Do you possess a P or V?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Carpe you should end the mystery and do the big reveal: Do you possess a P or V?

One p and one v

 

[The Butt]

wat

 

[Lateralus14]

holy shit it's a hermy