Males and Females

[crimsonfloyd]

Yes, that was quite big of you Yoda but... what insane chain of events led to you being sober at a bar?

 

[unknown]

Yes, that was quite big of you Yoda but... what insane chain of events led to you being sober at a bar?

they didn't carry Hamm's

 

[Eligos]

Right on Schmidt

 

[Onder]

Schmidt has become such a ladybanger.

 

[Krow]

congrats on not raping someone

Somebody needs to put this on a fucking cake and give it to him.

 

[damnromulans]

It's more fun when they know what's going on anyway.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

You know.... technically making out with a drunk chick is molestation, since she's not in the right frame of mind to make intelligent decisions. So you're still a rapist.

 

[Nephilim96]

You know.... technically making out with a drunk chick is molestation, since she's not in the right frame of mind to make intelligent decisions. So you're still a rapist.

Man, you're so fucking retarded.

Molestation = Molester
Rape = Rapist

Kissing somebody is not fucking rape.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Uh oh, did I piss off your inner grammar nazi?

 

[Nephilim96]

It's not the grammar, it's the fact that you think molestation and rape are the same thing.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I didn't say I think they were the same thing. I just think rapist is a funnier word.

 

[Onder]

I didn't say I think they were the same thing. I just think rapist is a funnier word.

Molestation is a pretty good word too though. I fancy it more than rape myself.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Molestation is a pretty good word too though. I fancy it more than rape myself.

It has a nice flow to it, a prettier word indeed. But you gotta admit rapist is funnier.

 

[Onder]

It has a nice flow to it, a prettier word indeed. But you gotta admit rapist is funnier.

Nah. What about sexual harassment. Classy.

 

[The Butt]

I ignored TB for his offhand remark about my girlfriend the other day. I ignored JAGE a long time ago. I'd encourage you to do the same.

The only TB I can think of is me, and I don't recall saying anything like that? :I

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I've always been a pretty big fan of 'defiler'. Fuck, I should have used that one...

 

[Zephyrus]

There's a picture hanging in Schmidt's house of him wearing his football uniform, short hair and significantly less body fat. It's adorable and needs to be posted here.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

We should have a "back in the day" thread.

 

[unknown]

just browse through the early pages of the forum. plenty of cringe worthy moments there

 

[The Butt]

I remember my first posts in Males and Females, back from when I was doing the whole E-dating thing.