Males and Females

My ultimate fantasy is to find a milf to rest my head in her bosom, cooing sweet words of protection and love into my ears, one hand gingerly caressing my head, the other jerking me off.
 
I do get what Vimana is saying as that's how I kinda live my life due to being raised like that and just ended up keeping those values, but at the same time I don't think it's wrong for a woman (or man) to just simply enjoy having sex with other people. I mean it really doesn't always have to be a deep experience all the time. It could be just like hanging out and having fun. Even if you're in a long standing relationship sex isn't always spiritual. There are days you connect with someone and there are days where you can't agree on anything the sex is definitely going to be two different experiences given those circumstances.
 
Rule of thumb to me is always to wait at least a year before going into that, and even then it's no guarantee of success. I lived with Psychobitch for a year and we all know how that turned out. Good luck, Rick.
 
I don't know that it makes a huge difference when it's adults. You either can communicate and sort out your differences and make it work, or you fail to do so and someone moves out.

A risk worth taking IMO.
 
So, friend's roommate's ex-girl has been flirting with me on OKC. Yet, she identifies more as a lesbian these days than straight (I believe, on some "gayness" scale, she said she was about a 7/10 or something retarded). She's also a super huge hippie and stuff, which is clearly not what I'm really into, but if she's just looking to get stuffed, I'd be all for that. She's pretty fucking cute and attractive in that regard.

Anyways, I'm debating whether or not I should ask her out for drinks, but I'm worried that her ex (who she still currently lives with) might not be too happy with that, but then again, he's just as big of a hippie as she is. Also, I'm not even sure she's interested, but the way we've been chatting makes it seem like she is so.

tl;dr: friend's 70% lesbo might want to bang me. Yay or nay?
 
You better eat that pussy like a champ. Look up Nina Hartley teaches how to eat pussy; like a lesbian. Turn that bitch dude

This is actually a good video to watch. Being a cunnilingus virtuoso is a very good thing, and that video is good at clearing up a lot of misconceptions about proper technique, though you really can't entirely know precisely what they want until you get a feel for them. It's a good basis to go into the first encounter, though.
 
Vimana are you a little Asperger's? I can't imagine what you feel is all that uncommon...

I don't think I am, and I don't think it is, either. It just seems to go against the "fuck all the hot bitches" mentality I was bombarded with in pop culture in high school.