Males and Females

Never been to a sex shop. Somehow my dick is enough of an equipment I guess. I really don't know what I would buy in a sex shop.
 
Hm so I guess I have a girl now. Interesting. However the next time I see her is monday. It suits me well. I'm in the hills now, doing pretty much nothing. Grandpa offered me a beer and I refused, ending this week of abstinence with style. He was liek wtf dats dum.

Listening to Mahler 5, just ate my own jalapeno pepper.

I'd like a cig though. I think I'm gonnu go to the city and buy some camels pour moi.

EDIT: I thought I was in the what are you faggot thread in the end. Sowwy.
 
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It is 2014 and people are still trying to perpetuate the myth that men are just crazed sex maniacs like sharks around blood
 
I am sex crazed but I also need some form of connection. Jimmy is going to be one of those 40 year old dudes at a bar who hits on the group of 21 year old sorority girls who actually think he's a creep.
 
It is 2014 and people are still trying to perpetuate the myth that men are just crazed sex maniacs like sharks around blood

He's like "we need to be bros and give each other advice cause pussy is mad motherfucker yo, whatcha gonna do bro it's pussy yo". :lol:

That's the fucking worst.
 
How do yall feel about the whole 'my gf/bf is my best friend except we bang' thing? My relationship has that kind of dynamic going on. But I know a lot of others who want a little more mystery to their partner, rather than the complete honesty and open-ness of being so close. Which I get, you hear a lot of shit you never want to hear a man or woman say when they're comfortable around you. Farting becomes less adorably embarrassing, and more hilarious.

But I feel like that kind of thing, a sense of mystery, isn't gonna stand the test of time. It's essentially a partnership between people who manage to stay loyal by constantly playing each other and acting like they're still strangers years later.
 
I view relationships as an emotional safety net as much as the context for regular sexual activity.

Yea, of course, the emotional safety net grows and gets stronger over time yet the sexual activity will become less frequent. In the beginning it's exciting and you're full of anticipation (dopamine) but over the months or years it starts to dwindle and it gets comfortable and typical. That's why most guys start to look at other women and even start to make advancements. I think it's natural which is why I'm an open side pussy advocate.