Males and Females

I'm really looking forward to reading all this shit when I get home. Good job on your participation and menagerie of posts, everyone.

Damn, I really live the life.
 
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SentinelSlain said:
Before the Romans were Christianized (I am no Christian, btw, nor even a traditionalist or conservative, as such) they once arranged a display were 1000 blonde young girls were raped by baboons in an arena then ripped to pieces.
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I can't believe the slightest part of me decided to consider the remotest possibility of this happening.
 
HamburgerBoy said:
I can't believe the slightest part of me decided to consider the remotest possibility of this happening.
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Most accounts of Roman executions, especially of Christians, come from sensationalized and biased Christian hagiographies. The Greeks and Romans only considered rape as a punishment for rapists, and that was more often being violated with a vegetable, actually.
 
Had a date. Knew nothing about her going in, but we had a great conversation and she was actually hotter than her pictures, and she proposed a second date, so...fuck yeah. Also she lives really close, so if I can get all up in that that would be super convenient.

Also got a 45 year old hitting on me on FetLife. I'm 23, for reference. I'm think gonna go with it.
 
As you fucking should dude. :kickass:

Updates on the 45 year old are required so I can live vicariously through you. Being with a woman that much older than myself is something Ive been trying to call into my life, but been unsuccessful thus far. One day.
 
So yeah, I'm picking up a girl who lives in the Chicago burbs and heading into the city for Heavy Metal Karaoke night on Monday. Skipping my class and shit for this. I better get at least a BJ from this deal. I get the sense that she is quite into me, so that's cool.
 
I just don't like people that much and I hate having to be confident to please others. I can't help but find the reason why they need me to do it is because they are fucking simple.
 
KafkaX said:
As you fucking should dude. :kickass:

Updates on the 45 year old are required so I can live vicariously through you. Being with a woman that much older than myself is something Ive been trying to call into my life, but been unsuccessful thus far. One day.
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We're getting coffee on Saturday morning. In the meantime I've got a large-breasted blonde my own age to chase.
 
Master_Yoda77 said:
So yeah, I'm picking up a girl who lives in the Chicago burbs and heading into the city for Heavy Metal Karaoke night on Monday. Skipping my class and shit for this. I better get at least a BJ from this deal. I get the sense that she is quite into me, so that's cool.
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"I'm missing a discussion of Witman's prosody for this. You better swallow."
 
I could have banged a 50-year-old a few months back, and I'm sure I still could if I played it right, but I couldn't get over the haircut and the whole middle-agedness of it all. Not worth it for me, especially since she seemed way too into me via email. I don't need an old lady to get overly emotional with me over what would hopefully be the most casual of casual flings.
 
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