Carpe Mortem
Benevolently Batshit
- Aug 21, 2013
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Yeah you get mad tail dude. You must be hella handsome or have game so slick that writing a book isn't that conceited.
Eh. Too much hair down there, probably not gonna hit it again. Got a different broad coming over Saturday, we'll see if that goes better.
Yeah you get mad tail dude. You must be hella handsome or have game so slick that writing a book isn't that conceited.
He's gone completely gray hair-wise but otherwise I can see why chicks dig him.
I've met him. He's gone completely gray hair-wise but otherwise I can see why chicks dig him.
Apparently I fucked a girl too hard.
Do something about those socks.
Good lookin dude, but do you really get chicks wearing those lady's shorts? Maybe I'm a dick or different tastes or whatever but they look pretty short.
Good lookin dude, but do you really get chicks wearing those lady's shorts? Maybe I'm a dick or different tastes or whatever but they look pretty short.