Males and Females

MasterYoda, it's simple and I know it sounds fuckin' dumb but you need to be cool to her, man. Yea sure they like attractive, funny, macho men too but they can get that whenever they want. When it comes down to it you have to be "better than her" in a sense, I know it's a shitty term but it's true; be fuckin' righteous, man! Just do something with her or show her something you do that's interesting and ups the shit out of your coolness value (silly again, I know, but we're dealing with silly creatures).
 
Thanks for the advice love gurus. I think I'm going to ask her out one and one and see how she feels about that. My roommate tonight said that he sent her a friend request and that he's also interested in her, but that doesn't necessarily mean shit.

I'm going to chat with her again soon and take her on a real date and stuff and see how that feels. Fuck it, I'm an adult and if she says no I don't give a rats ass. I have the Masters Exams to study for anyways. I don't need a sexy girl to distract me...
 
Thanks for the advice love gurus. I think I'm going to ask her out one and one and see how she feels about that. My roommate tonight said that he sent her a friend request and that he's also interested in her, but that doesn't necessarily mean shit.

I'm going to chat with her again soon and take her on a real date and stuff and see how that feels. Fuck it, I'm an adult and if she says no I don't give a rats ass. I have the Masters Exams to study for anyways. I don't need a sexy girl to distract me...
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Well, I participated in a cuckold the other day... Couple about 40, decent looking but nothing special. It was okay, nothing great, but I'm glad I tried it. Putting my dick in a real vagina was pretty cool, but she wasn't the greatest at sucking dick. I don't know if I'd do that again, but I'm totally cool with getting my dick wet. Hopefully that happens more often from now on.
 
Idk about the general female population, but I definitely have a bit of a silver fox fetish. I tell my bf all the time he's gonna look amazing when he finally starts graying. Wizard looking motherfucker. I think it creeps him out.

My lady is into the whole salt and pepper, silver fox thing. I told her I thought I had a grey hair and she was like 'YOU'D BETTER NOT PULL THAT FUCKING THING OUT OR I'LL KILL YOU'

Getting laid is obviously not a problem. But those fucking socks!

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I wear Boy Scout socks still that are about that color. YOLO.
 
Well, I participated in a cuckold the other day... Couple about 40, decent looking but nothing special. It was okay, nothing great, but I'm glad I tried it. Putting my dick in a real vagina was pretty cool, but she wasn't the greatest at sucking dick. I don't know if I'd do that again, but I'm totally cool with getting my dick wet. Hopefully that happens more often from now on.

You MOTHERfucker you! :lol:

What the fuck is a cuckold btw? Some kind of orgy?
 
cuckold is where a woman with a SO has sex with another man and typically has the SO watch as part of some sort of humiliation fetish.

correct me if I'm wrong
 
Well, I participated in a cuckold the other day... Couple about 40, decent looking but nothing special. It was okay, nothing great, but I'm glad I tried it. Putting my dick in a real vagina was pretty cool, but she wasn't the greatest at sucking dick. I don't know if I'd do that again, but I'm totally cool with getting my dick wet. Hopefully that happens more often from now on.

Atta boy.
 
cuckold is where a woman with a SO has sex with another man and typically has the SO watch as part of some sort of humiliation fetish.

correct me if I'm wrong

This pretty much sums it up. I was never into the humiliation part but I do like watching my partner have sex with someone else (male and female). It's so awful, jarring and dirty it turns me on. This is how I know I'm doomed

Out of curiosity, what the fuck is it about cars that make women wanna take 99% of their selfies? Other 1% being bathrooms?

Maybe it's some sexual symbolism? Cars are very masculine. Maybe it's penis envy