Males and Females

[The Butt]

Cars and washrooms are where women have their crazy parties.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Out of curiosity, what the fuck is it about cars that make women wanna take 99% of their selfies? Other 1% being bathrooms?

I seriously have no clue. You mean, girls taking selfies in cars?

 

[KafkaX]

Yeah it seems like thats the #1 spot for chicks to take selfies and it makes no sense to me.

Very rarely do I feel the need to take a photo of me with my seatbelt on, or smoking a bowl, or whatever in my car. Was more just a observation and open ended question.

But I think Butt is right. The car and the bathroom are where women party the hardest.

 

[whiskey funeral]

My Facebook profile photo is a car selfie. BUT...my son is in the back seat so that makes it ultra cute and acceptable.

My best gf and I jokingly take selfies in the bathroom on the rare occasion we hit up a bar together. Total duck lips!

 

[KafkaX]

Youre cute and acceptable. (see what I did there?)

But its funny my friend said guys take the worst pics on Tinder, and I was like...IIIIIIIII dont know about that...We compared photos and women honestly take some pretty fucking bad photos to be giving guys shit and photo guidelines...

Just ranting. I didnt sleep really much, if at all last night. Insomnia sucks.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Aren't you a smooth talker? Haha

I've never used Tinder and haven't used dating websites (never doing that shit again) to "check out the competition", but I'm pretty sure women take just as many awful photos as men do.

http://awfuldatingprofiles.blogspot.com/

 

[KafkaX]

Found a new favorite site.

Mine used to www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com, but hes gotten a bit hokey over the years...His early shit was fuckin golden.

Jimmy, you should start something similar. Id subscribe.

 

[The Butt]

I imagine women going into a group into a public washroom, then out of nowhere that lights dim and a fucking disco ball lowers from a trapdoor in the ceiling. Crazy women bathroom party.

 

[Nephilim96]

cuckold is where a woman with a SO has sex with another man and typically has the SO watch as part of some sort of humiliation fetish.

correct me if I'm wrong

Pretty much. I don't think I'll ever be interested in watching my future GF/Wife fuck another dude, though.

I want to fuck some girls my age, but most of them are looking for relationships and my life's a bit too fucked for that right now.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I take selfies in cars because natural lighting is flattering and I'm usually bored if I'm sitting in the passenger seat. Like that pic I posted, bf was in the store and I didn't feel like going so I figured fuck it I feel like a sexy bitch right now.

The bathroom thing I don't do but I think it has something to do with the mirror. They can get the angle juuuuust right.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Found a new favorite site.

Mine used to www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com, but hes gotten a bit hokey over the years...His early shit was fuckin golden.

Holy shit, this is hilarious!

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Drank beer with some strange girls I met on OKC until 6 AM on a Monday night/Tuesday morning. Totally would have pursued a bang session but it's hard to hit on a girl when her best friend is sitting 2 feet away. Also, it's hard to bang when said best friend is sleeping over and it's a studio apartment.

Also, the girl has like 30 fucking reptiles and like half a dozen tarantulas. Once again...my life is a fucking sitcom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZNf28BipUA

tl;dr: Spent about 6 hours playing drinking games with girls and got no slat.

 

[whiskey funeral]

 

[Nephilim96]

Drank beer with some strange girls I met on OKC until 6 AM on a Monday night/Tuesday morning. Totally would have pursued a bang session but it's hard to hit on a girl when her best friend is sitting 2 feet away. Also, it's hard to bang when said best friend is sleeping over and it's a studio apartment.

Also, the girl has like 30 fucking reptiles and like half a dozen tarantulas. Once again...my life is a fucking sitcom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZNf28BipUA

tl;dr: Spent about 6 hours playing drinking games with girls and got no slat.

You really are the Doom Metal version of George Costanza.

 

[KafkaX]

Drank beer with some strange girls I met on OKC until 6 AM on a Monday night/Tuesday morning. Totally would have pursued a bang session but it's hard to hit on a girl when her best friend is sitting 2 feet away. Also, it's hard to bang when said best friend is sleeping over and it's a studio apartment.

Also, the girl has like 30 fucking reptiles and like half a dozen tarantulas. Once again...my life is a fucking sitcom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZNf28BipUA

tl;dr: Spent about 6 hours playing drinking games with girls and got no slat.

Shouldve went for the threesome dude.

Oh wait, did I say threesome? Nah, if you wanted to disappoint two people at once, youd goto dinner with your parents.

 

[The Butt]

You really are the Doom Metal version of George Costanza.

 

[whiskey funeral]

If it's any constellation, I'd go out with you. At least once.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That Constanza pic might just replace my long-lasting avatar. Amazing.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Congrats Neph on the cuckolding! Was she really old?

Schmidt: That girl sounds pretty cool but whats the deal with her bringing her bestie? I feel women do that to use bestie as a shield or something. Ask to hang out with her alone next time!

 

[Zephyrus]

Don't ask her to come by herself. Let her decide that, and which way she decides will send as clear a signal as any.