Males and Females

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Just bought an engagement ring.

You should have forged it yourself.

 

[Zephyrus]

In the fires of Orodruin.

 

[unknown]

One ring to rule them all, amirite?

We've been talking about getting married for a while. We've been together four years now. She's the most sane and rational person I've been with. Plus, she's cute, so that doesn't hurt. Time to marry the shit out of her.

Thanks, guys

 

[Nephilim96]

But can she make Tamales?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

wow Mike congrats that is fucking awesome!!!

 

[Onder]

I saw a pretty girl today and then I saw her sister and she had a larger butt but I wouldn't mind. They had a dog.

 

[Onder]

We were having beers outside. Went to say hello to horsechick too and then had some beers with those chicks. They had a dog. The dog was running around like crazy for some ball and shit. One time the cunt ran away and ate someone's salad and they were like, we don't even like salad but we would like to keep the wursts. Why do you bring salad to the picnic if you're just gonna eat wursts you hilly billy shitmonger YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO BE NICE ANYWAY I HATE DOGS TOO YOU KNOW they eat shit like it's theirs and smell bad too.

I kinda liked this girl's big ass though. Goddamit it wasn't bad at all. It's not like it's all my fault anyway, I mean, all things. There's all kinds of shit.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Riveting stuff

 

[Onder]

Riveting stuff

Fuck you.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Pics of ass or GTFO!

And congrats Mike! If you want me to ordain the marriage in my patch vest while shotgunning a Hamms, I'd be delighted.

 

[unknown]

Haha, thanks Schmidt. My uncle is gonna officiate the ceremony. He's an 80s hair metalhead, so I guess that'll work

and yeah she can make enchiladas...she just doesn't nearly enough. I do the majority of the cooking

edit: or tamales...whatever

 

[Nephilim96]

Tamales or GTFO

EDit: but ill still eat enchiladas

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

But can she make Tamales?

Can you?

 

[Satanstoenail]

Congrats Mr unknown sir. Being married is good stuff.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Yeah man, congrats!

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I like hair metal. I sing a mean Def Leppard at karaoke.

 

[Nephilim96]

Can you?

No, that's why I would marry someone who can make tamales...

 

[tagradh]

Are there any financial incentives to getting married where you are?

Of my three sets of friends that are/were married, only one did it because they 'believe in' marriage.

Me and my girlfriend have no intentions of marrying. Her parents have been together nearly 30 years without marrying and mine, who've been together a similar amount of time, did it for tax reasons and to appease my mum's side of the family.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

"I love you baby but we really need government and family influence in this relationship for it to work"

 

[unknown]

I can get on her health insurance, which will save me $200 a month. There's also a tax benefit, but I heard it might be going away because too many single people complained