Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

My partner has no interest in marriage (though she tells me I'm the first person she considered marrying if she changed her mind about it), and that's fine by me. Helps us maintain our independence. We are fervently against having kids at any point, too.

However, if I end up getting a fellowship to study in Italy or Greece for a year while I'm in grad school, the only way to get her to be there with me would be if we were legally wed, so the program I'm in would support her. But that would be a tail wagging the dog.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That doesn't sound like a very good idea there brosef.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

No, that's why I would marry someone who can make tamales...

You would prioritize that over personality, looks, and a nice ass, rather than learn to cook them yourself?

 

[KafkaX]

Seems logical to me.

Have you ever tried making Tamales? Shits hard.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Ever tried sucking your own dick? That's harder.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

good one

 

[rms]

gold

 

[Nephilim96]

You would prioritize that over personality, looks, and a nice ass, rather than learn to cook them yourself?

I'm not serious, you fuck.

 

[Dak]

Congrats unk.

We are fervently against having kids at any point, too.

 

[Nephilim96]

Ever tried sucking your own dick? That's harder.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Pics of ass or GTFO!

 

[KafkaX]

That has to be photoshopped...

 

[Zephyrus]

5 years later I will have just gotten my PhD. and will begin moving from university to university till I find and settle into a tenure-track position.

Right.

 

[Krow]

What's hard about making tamales? My girlfriend makes pretty good ones. They're time consuming and tedious and I can eat like 8 at a time...that's probably problematic.

 

[KafkaX]

It was partially a joke, partially not.

Getting the masa to meat proportion right is whats hard. Tried on three different occasions to make em. Each time was a complete failure.

 

[Pagan Savior]

I may be in the minority, but I don't get what the fuss is with tamales. Bracing myself for a raft of 'ah, but you haven't tried the RIGHT tamales' type answers, but to me they taste way to much like corn and not enough like meat

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Congrats on the betrothal Unknown Mike. I'm not into the whole marriage thing myself, but if it makes you folks happy, good on ya. I think tying the knot is like a big expensive proof of love. No one in their right mind would do all that unless they really loved the other person, so I can dig the symbolism.

I would like to have a party dedicated to my relationship though, one where people throw money at us.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

And where I can have dragon fountains spewing bloody Mary's. Fuck, bloody Mary's are the best wedding beverage. I just want the after party.

 

[unknown]

Congrats unk.

god I love that scene

 

[whiskey funeral]

Congrats on the betrothal Unknown Mike. I'm not into the whole marriage thing myself, but if it makes you folks happy, good on ya. I think tying the knot is like a big expensive proof of love. No one in their right mind would do all that unless they really loved the other person, so I can dig the symbolism.

I would like to have a party dedicated to my relationship though, one where people throw money at us.

Yeah, the ultra romantic side of me would LOVE to get married one day. The practical part of my brain says "...why?".

On a depressing note, I think I'm going to kill off this current "relationship" or whatever the fuck it is. I spent the night with him last weekend. That morning waking up next to him was lonely and depressing and made me realize NOTHING will ever come out of this thing. I can do better. I need a man with a nice butt who will appreciate me.