Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

Congrats on the betrothal Unknown Mike. I'm not into the whole marriage thing myself, but if it makes you folks happy, good on ya. I think tying the knot is like a big expensive proof of love. No one in their right mind would do all that unless they really loved the other person, so I can dig the symbolism.

I would like to have a party dedicated to my relationship though, one where people throw money at us.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

And where I can have dragon fountains spewing bloody Mary's. Fuck, bloody Mary's are the best wedding beverage. I just want the after party.

 

[unknown]

Congrats unk.

god I love that scene

 

[whiskey funeral]

Congrats on the betrothal Unknown Mike. I'm not into the whole marriage thing myself, but if it makes you folks happy, good on ya. I think tying the knot is like a big expensive proof of love. No one in their right mind would do all that unless they really loved the other person, so I can dig the symbolism.

I would like to have a party dedicated to my relationship though, one where people throw money at us.

Yeah, the ultra romantic side of me would LOVE to get married one day. The practical part of my brain says "...why?".

On a depressing note, I think I'm going to kill off this current "relationship" or whatever the fuck it is. I spent the night with him last weekend. That morning waking up next to him was lonely and depressing and made me realize NOTHING will ever come out of this thing. I can do better. I need a man with a nice butt who will appreciate me.

 

[KafkaX]

I need a man with a nice butt who will appreciate me.

Me too. Wait, what?

On a serious note, glad youre starting to realize it and not settle. Youre better than that.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Thanks

Now, I just have to find the courage and right moment to talk to him about this stuff. Or, I could be a dick like he was to me a few months back and just totally blow him off for days.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

That has to be photoshopped...

Implants. And there are some glorious ones out there

 

[whiskey funeral]

That's what they call a dinner table ass.

 

[Dak]

5 years later

Because that was the relevant part of the jpg. :Spin:

 

[Nephilim96]

Implants. And there are some glorious ones out there

Yeah, they're great, much better than their fake breast counterpart, imo.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

That has to be photoshopped...

You wouldn't say that if she were black.

Implants. And there are some glorious ones out there

A fake round ass is better than a real pancake ass.

 

[SentinelSlain]

meeting a purdy lady tomorrow. i hope i get to see her more than once, for a change. So sick of awkward bullshit dates.

 

[YungVoidWitch]

meeting a purdy lady tomorrow. i hope i get to see her more than once, for a change. So sick of awkward bullshit dates.

bring printouts of your posts here she'll totally give you a handie in the bathroom once she reads 'em

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Going out to dinner with my female friend again. Hopefully I can get her to come over later afterwards for greasy stuff.

 

[SentinelSlain]

bring printouts of your posts here she'll totally give you a handie in the bathroom once she reads 'em

I should tell her I'm "submissive" and bring her a strap on. Then I'll ask her if she'll fuck other dudes in front of me and put me in baby diapers. That will work right? That's what tumblr told me.

 

[YungVoidWitch]

I should tell her I'm "submissive" and bring her a strap on. Then I'll ask her if she'll fuck other dudes in front of me and put me in baby diapers. That will work right? That's what tumblr told me.

especially show her this post

 

[whiskey funeral]

I should tell her I'm "submissive" and bring her a strap on. Then I'll ask her if she'll fuck other dudes in front of me and put me in baby diapers. That will work right? That's what tumblr told me.

 

[whiskey funeral]

On a depressing note, I think I'm going to kill off this current "relationship" or whatever the fuck it is. I spent the night with him last weekend. That morning waking up next to him was lonely and depressing and made me realize NOTHING will ever come out of this thing. I can do better. I need a man with a nice butt who will appreciate me.

I broke it off Thursday night. Dude was totally not getting it yesterday, so I had to practically spell it out for him, how he can't give me the things I want, the empty feeling, etc.
One day he says a relationship is not something he wants, then last night tells me having a committed thing is "something he's been considering" what the hell? So, I'm done. He is crazy.

 

[Onder]

My girlfriend is still in Auschwitz and I lost contact with her. I hope she returns eventually, I mean, I think it doesn't work the way it used to...., right?

 

[whiskey funeral]

Um...