Males and Females

[Funerary_Doom]

Beer is good but I think most girls, including myself, would rather drink something else (especially if we're out and not at home) because it's too darn filling! Honestly, a lot of times I've puked from alochol it was because I had beer and felt way too full afterwards. That thing is like a meal!

Whiskey I could drink all day though.

Edit: @prophet, well hey in that case I hope you get laid man! Yolo and such you sound like you already know the deal so it's cool.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

My girlfriend drinks strictly anything.

jesus

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Think y'all need to find new crowds of women. Pretty much all the chicks I know prefer beer. Then again they've all had issues with harder liquor in the past and beer is like a shaky truce with their alcoholism. Nobody I know drinks non-beer unless its a special occasion.

I, myself, prefer vast quantities of beer and a banana or two. Something about beer and bananas makes for an excellent inebriation devoid of sickness or any other perceivable negative consequence.

 

[arg]

what about beer gut

 

[KafkaX]

Beer guts to an extent on women are sexy.

I dont know Ive ever been with a woman that didnt like beer...That would be a waste of time.

Only heavy metal vomit parties where you drink a thousand beers is real.

 

[tagradh]

So long as I have access to beer, wine or vodka I don't give a fuck what anybody else is drinking.

 

[The Butt]

Only heavy metal vomit parties where you drink a thousand beers is real.

Agreed.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

What's all this horse shit about whether or not a bitch drinks beer or not. I mean yea sure if it gets her loose thumbs up but who gives a shit about the social significance. We should be asking the real questions.. does she take it in the dirt? does she spit on your dick? and most importantly, does she do it for you or for her? Socrates asked these questions

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Beer guts to an extent on women are sexy.

I dont know Ive ever been with a woman that didnt like beer...That would be a waste of time.

Only heavy metal vomit parties where you drink a thousand beers is real.

So.... Would?

 

[KafkaX]

Gah, where do I know that annoying bitch from?

Fuck, I cant place it, but depending how drunk I was Id hit it. She isnt that attractive but I cant get the fact out of my head that she annoyed the living fuck out of me with whatever movie/show she was in.

 

[-CC-]

Pulp Fiction

 

[Onder]

Whose motorcycle is this?

EDIT: ninja'd

 

[Carpe Mortem]

She thinks potbellies are sexy. Or pots. Not sure, bitch is fuckin French and doesn't talk right.

 

[KafkaX]

Pulp Fiction

Good call.

 

[unknown]

she wanted to know who Zed was

 

[Master_Yoda77]

According to Carpe, I really need to fucking move to Detroit.

 

[Satanstoenail]

My girlfriend drinks strictly anything.

My wife is the same. She's drinking a beer right now actually.

 

[Indestructible]

Yea I hear you guys on all this. I never had a wife of my own, but I once met this hottie, her name was Jenna, and my dick stood straight up like an antenna. She had a box, I was dyin' to enter, but she gave head like a sad beginner.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Beer guts to an extent on women are sexy.

...sup?