Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

Yea I hear you guys on all this. I never had a wife of my own, but I once met this hottie, her name was Jenna, and my dick stood straight up like an antenna. She had a box, I was dyin' to enter, but she gave head like a sad beginner.

I wonder why you got banned.

 

[CF87]

Women that drink have cottage cheese in their vaginas. And I don't like bars or want warts on my cock. So I'm good.

 

[-CC-]

I swear, this forum is so misinformed on cottage cheese. We need a fucking thread to teach y'all about this fucking amazingly nutritious and delicious food. Bitches don't know bout casein protein.

EDIT: I'm fucking doing it.

 

[unknown]

 

[The Butt]

Congratulations man! Where and how did you pop the question?

 

[Zephyrus]

Fuck yeah, Mike!

 

[Einherjar86]

Totally read that as some clever response to Cyanide's cottage cheese rant.

But yeah, anyway... congrats!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Congrats to you fags getting engaged

I still don;t understand the one vag forever thing but cheers!

 

[unknown]

Congratulations man! Where and how did you pop the question?

at home with a pot roast in the slow cooker...not even joking. Bitches love pot roast.

I had originally planned to take her out to dinner, but she cancelled because of a paper she's working on. So I made her favorite meal and threw some special beers in the fridge. Easy peasy. Now to save money. Ugh

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Too bad you didn't do it over slices of pastrami. I always found pastrami the most sensual of all the cured meats.

 

[unknown]

I always say that whenever we get sandwiches and she just rolls her eyes at me and laughs. She knows not to encourage me

 

[Master_Yoda77]

She's a keeper. I can't even imagine finding a girl that doesn't enjoy Seinfeld

 

[The Ozzman]

So are you going to stick around after the wedding or are you going to disappear like the others from here who got married (Evil, GR, etc)?

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm still here (sort of).

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm still here (sort of).

I just forget you're married

 

[unknown]

Don't forget dak and ein are married too. I ain't goin nowhere

 

[Dak]

We can't be married, we are still hanging around this site.
#logic

 

[SentinelSlain]

It must be nice married to a hot frau lein with dirndl and stein in hand. It would be funny if she demanded you accept pegging and worship her feet.

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

^Ummmm... what?(too lazy to quote)

 

[Zephyrus]

It must be nice married to a hot australian lady. It would be funny if she demanded you accept pegging and worship her feet.

IIRC she's actually from Germany.