Males and Females

[unknown]

Congratulations man! Where and how did you pop the question?

at home with a pot roast in the slow cooker...not even joking. Bitches love pot roast.

I had originally planned to take her out to dinner, but she cancelled because of a paper she's working on. So I made her favorite meal and threw some special beers in the fridge. Easy peasy. Now to save money. Ugh

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Too bad you didn't do it over slices of pastrami. I always found pastrami the most sensual of all the cured meats.

 

[unknown]

I always say that whenever we get sandwiches and she just rolls her eyes at me and laughs. She knows not to encourage me

 

[Master_Yoda77]

She's a keeper. I can't even imagine finding a girl that doesn't enjoy Seinfeld

 

[The Ozzman]

So are you going to stick around after the wedding or are you going to disappear like the others from here who got married (Evil, GR, etc)?

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm still here (sort of).

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm still here (sort of).

I just forget you're married

 

[unknown]

Don't forget dak and ein are married too. I ain't goin nowhere

 

[Dak]

We can't be married, we are still hanging around this site.
#logic

 

[SentinelSlain]

It must be nice married to a hot frau lein with dirndl and stein in hand. It would be funny if she demanded you accept pegging and worship her feet.

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

^Ummmm... what?(too lazy to quote)

 

[Zephyrus]

It must be nice married to a hot australian lady. It would be funny if she demanded you accept pegging and worship her feet.

IIRC she's actually from Germany.

 

[The Ozzman]

Don't forget dak and ein are married too. I ain't goin nowhere

At least until I change my sig, amirite?

 

[Pagan Savior]

Don't forget dak and ein are married too.

That would explain why they argue so much with each other...

 

[unknown]

At least until I change my sig, amirite?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Marriage is gay. Fuck bitches get money.

 

[The Butt]

Long story short, I'm a free man again. She was being ignorant and called me everything but a human being, so I told her she can start looking for a new place. I pay our rent, and our internet, so I have no qualms about my reaction.

I still live with her, which is going to be ultra-shitty, especially since her and I share a bed and bedroom. But I'm hoping she will eventually either:
–Stop being ignorant, and apologize
–Or move out.

 

[Mort Divine]

something tells me you're not telling the story in a fair manner

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah. I'm with Mort here.

But at the same time, this is probably a good move. From what I can tell, you guys have done nothing but fight in recent memory.

 

[The Butt]

Her and I were getting into arguments over (imo) trivial things.

I ask her politely every now and then to stop doing a specific thing* as yes, I do have OCD and some specific actions bother me immensely (and yes, I do actually attempt to be polite, I'm not stretching the truth here; I believe my exact phrasing this time was "I'm not meaning to be rude, but when I say 'don't', please don't"), and this usually ends up with her going "you fucking bitch all the time, you treat me like shit, you always fucking complain, you're just a fucking dick and I'm done with you".

When I attempted to interject, to try and explain that I was not meaning to be rude, and that all I wanted was for her not to do that one thing, she pretty much shushed me and went on to call me everything but a human being.

This led me to say "if you seriously think I'm the one treating you like shit right now, you are delusional and need help" out of anger, so I stormed off.

This happens often, this is just one of the rare times I stood up for myself. Normally she is great, but every now and then, it's like she has a sanity switch that she simply switches off.

How's that for the full story?

*For example, leaving prints on things, touching my possessions without asking me, bringing drinks into the bedroom, etc. Shit bothers me. I can't control it but it does.