Males and Females

[CiG]

Motherfucker you sound 50.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

When I was ~10 I would look at my next door neighbor Mr. Bill, a WW2 vet that sauntered about his rose garden, and think about how much I would love to be old and retired. I still think it could be potentially enjoyable, but fuck feeling decrepit when I've still got work to do.

EDIT: I've even tried moving away from lazy amateur porn and going back to more hi-res aggressive hardcore porn in hopes that it would get the adrenaline pumping better, but that stuff only somewhat turns me on now. I guess I'm depressed too because for about four hours this morning I had a great "Holy fuck I feel powerful and ready to do anything" feeling but as experiments in the lab dragged on I could feel myself losing energy, and then some retard in a jacked-up pick up tried to cut in front of me and when he failed proceeded to call me a faggot a few times (but at least he yelled "faggot!" like a bitch so it was a little amusing and telling of what a pathetic dudebro he was). I'm so tired of everything.

 

[CiG]

I do kind of fantasize about being old, buying a rocking chair and sitting in my frontyard harassing everybody.

 

[Dak]

Yeah HB, it sounds like you have some bigger issues of which the lack of enjoyment surrounding porn is only a symptom. I don't want to just label it "depression" because that is usually comorbid with other things and may be only a symptom. Seeing a therapist probably wouldn't hurt. I think people can sometimes snap themselves out of these slumps with radical life changes but that requires the initial energy/desire to make a radical change and that is quickly beyond many people.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Just dont watch porn. Mastubate over imaginary fantasies instead. Its better for your brain

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I've been seeing/banging this girl for a couple of weeks and I think I have a gf by default now. fuck this always happens. I'd rather smother a girl with a pillow and end her life than break her heart

 

[viewerfromnihil]

We cheat because we love you.

 

[-CC-]

I've been seeing/banging this girl for a couple of weeks and I think I have a gf by default now. fuck this always happens. I'd rather smother a girl with a pillow and end her life than break her heart

I'm in the same boat. She was supposed to be a rebound, but now things got a little too serious. Been seriously debating telling her that I'm a nazi or something like that to scare her off. I'm not good with breaking things off, especially when there's good sex involved.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

We cheat because we love you.

ah a fellow O'Nealian

I'm in the same boat. She was supposed to be a rebound, but now things got a little too serious. Been seriously debating telling her that I'm a nazi or something like that to scare her off. I'm not good with breaking things off, especially when there's good sex involved.

yup. and a woman scorned is some scary shit

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm in the same boat. She was supposed to be a rebound, but now things got a little too serious. Been seriously debating telling her that I'm a nazi or something like that to scare her off. I'm not good with breaking things off, especially when there's good sex involved.

ask her for pegging and forced footworship instead

 

[-CC-]

ask her for pegging and forced footworship instead

I think it would weird her out, but she'd go along with it unfortunately. I need something worse.

EDIT: Has anyone tried the "I think I'm gay" card before? I think that might be the easiest way out?

 

[Dak]

She might decide she needs to "cure" you then.

Why not just go fullblown beta?

 

[The Butt]

I like the "tell her you're a Nazi" course of action.

 

[SentinelSlain]

you could start stealing her socks and wanking into them, then progress to entering the bed in her underwear and asking her to call you claudia.

 

[CiG]

Been seriously debating telling her that I'm a nazi or something like that to scare her off.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if she was like "me too" and it just strengthened the relationship?

 

[-CC-]

We'd probably get matching swastika tattoos.

 

[CiG]

Listen to Goatmoon together with a glass of red.

 

[Draehl]

Immensely cute chick at work finally moved off our floor. It to the point I wasn't even appreciative of the view so much as pissed at the sheer hotness every time she walked past- I just wanted her to go away. Ask and ye shall receive.

My taste >>>> my game and willingness to chase it.

 

[arg]

i hate hot chicks at the workplace. they ruin concentration and productivity.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I've been seeing/banging this girl for a couple of weeks and I think I have a gf by default now. fuck this always happens. I'd rather smother a girl with a pillow and end her life than break her heart

I'm in the same boat. She was supposed to be a rebound, but now things got a little too serious. Been seriously debating telling her that I'm a nazi or something like that to scare her off. I'm not good with breaking things off, especially when there's good sex involved.

Both of you quit your bitching and enjoy shit while it lasts, because it could be much worse. You could have nobody at all and zero opportunities.