Males and Females

[CF87]

I make my own dinner.

 

[CiG]

I wash my own clothes.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I wipe my own ass.

 

[CiG]

I don't suck my own dick though.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You fucking wish you could though.

 

[CiG]

Actually I used to be able to reach.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Prove it.

 

[CiG]

Can't anymore, guts too big.

 

[SentinelSlain]

do women go for you?

 

[CiG]

Nah I'm an ugly bastard with a big beard, also very antisocial.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Slampiece is a good word. I feel like it works better referring to women though.

Also when you're with an Italian guy, you're basically not allowed in the kitchen. He even bought me a separate knife set because his are too precious for me to touch.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Gee my posts in this thread sure are exciting. We have sex, too, if that makes it cooler.

 

[Zephyrus]

I tend to do the cooking in the relationship, as my father has done.

 

[CiG]

I love cooking, it's not even a chore.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Cooking is pretty shit most of the time. I can cook a few things quite well though.

 

[CiG]

I have a huge ass vegetable garden and my own chickens and shit, I thoroughly enjoy it.

 

[tagradh]

Also when you're with an Italian guy, you're basically not allowed in the kitchen. He even bought me a separate knife set because his are too precious for me to touch.

He sounds like a twat.

 

[Matt]

Slampiece is a good word. I feel like it works better referring to women though.

Also when you're with an Italian guy, you're basically not allowed in the kitchen. He even bought me a separate knife set because his are too precious for me to touch.

I'm Italian and hate cooking. I much prefer to be the recipient of the food.

 

[waif]

I don't like cooking, but I'm pretty solid at it so usually I do it. The ideal would be a slam piece that can actually cook me shit while I play video games or whatever.

 

[Onder]

I like cooking.