Males and Females

[Dak]

My gf wants to try anal tonight for the first time (for her) and I'm kind of not into it. But it's been a year or more for me, so I'll try it and maybe gain a new appreciation for it. Most likely not though. Vaginas are all I need (the occasional oral is nice too).

Anal just needs a lot of prep to be done "right", which can take fun out of it a bit.

 

[Matt]

Fortunately I'm a credit analyst so I don't have to actually take calls from people or anything, and recently they implemented a new policy that allows my department to set our own hours. So I've been doing like 3 12 hour days and knocking all my work out like that

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I dont love it but I pretend im hittin the pus and it helps. Anal is cool because it make you feel like you've got a 10 incher.

 

[Baroque]

Anal went fine and I actually enjoyed it because it's been so long and she got into it. In fact I completed the trifecta on her yesterday (came in each of her 3 holes on the same day). She's a cool chick.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Used to work at BCBS straight out of high school. Had a father call about coverage for his son's chemotherapy... Which was not a benefit in his plan the specific way it was coded. I had to listen to a grown man cry, and was then accused of masturbating to the death of a child.

You need to be ice cold and completely detached to handle an insurance gig. It was both sad and disturbing.

Damn. That's really freaking rough. I doubt I'd be able to do a job like that. I use to get in trouble at one restaurant gig for giving people extra shit when they were really nice or had kids.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

So I've been doing like 3 12 hour days and knocking all my work out like that

My dream.

 

[Dak]

Anal went fine and I actually enjoyed it because it's been so long and she got into it. In fact I completed the trifecta on her yesterday (came in each of her 3 holes on the same day). She's a cool chick.

Now that's some shit that needs a beerfive.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Now all you have to do is Darth Vader her (cum in her nostrils). See how cool she really is

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

love a white girl with a black girls ass

 

[KafkaX]

Me too man, id give her a 19 on the Jimmy scale.

 

[CiG]

That tan on the first photo is rancid.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My dick inside her pussy would be rancid.

 

[Vimana]

Ended a two year dry spell last week. Yay.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

My niggah.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Me too man, id give her a 19 on the Jimmy scale.

Now imagine if she could move to some Trap

 

[CiG]

My dick inside your dick would be amazing.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

You coming onto me, bro?

 

[CiG]

You coming on me, bro?

 

[Vimana]

My sort-of ex is hilarious. After months of barely talking, she wanted to hang out with me to make plans to volunteer at this thing in another country, and then the day we were supposed to hang out she cancels because she has a bad feeling about it and doesn't think I'm over the relationship.

Huh

 

[CiG]