Males and Females

[The Butt]

So my best friend's boyfriend dumped her, and called her "retarded", "pathetic", and a "cunt" (and many combinations and variations of the three) simply because she set down a plastic bag on a glass table after work while he was sleeping, waking him up accidentally. So now is very upset.

Meanwhile, he lives rent-free with her while she works two jobs to support this piece of shit. I've never liked him one bit.

I've been debating messaging the fucking manbaby, telling him I will literally hitchhike to Niagara Falls to bootfuck his ass (which I have no problems doing, I have a few days off and could use a vacation in Niagara Falls LOL), but my friend implored me not to, since he would bitch at her afterwards.

I don't appreciate whiny manbaby bitches calling my best friend a cunt. Wat do, GMD, message anyways? Y/N

So she eventually got back with manbaby bitch (I will just refer to him as "Manbitch" henceforth). And quite amusingly, Manbitch messaged me from her Facebook account tonight, trying to square up after spying that her and I had been talking about him that night. Bahahahaha.

 

[CiG]

Damn, he messaged you from HER facebook? Meaning he can just read all her shit?

 

[The Butt]

Apparently so. After I fired back, she pretty much won't message me back, so I am unclear as to what's going on.

 

[CiG]

Sounds like a pair of fuckwits to me.

 

[The Butt]

Well she is pretty much my best friend, has been for like four or five years. I just really think he is a manipulative, verbally abusive piece of shit.

I'll message her tomorrow again and if she still reads but doesn't reply that is fucked.

 

[CiG]

You should just whoop his ass actually. I change my mind. Fuck this guy.

 

[The Butt]

If he keeps chirping and acting hard, I will find a way up there. I already pretty much told him he's a piece of shit, and that if I ever found out he called her even one more name, "things won't be pleasant".

So either he has been on her account all night, and reading my replies and not replying; OR it actually was her again reading my messages and he has been bitching at her not to talk to me (he probably would).

 

[tagradh]

You should just whoop his ass actually. I change my mind. Fuck this guy.

x100

And be really blunt with your friend about what a cunt he is.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

now boobs please

 

[CiG]

 

[The Ozzman]

Moved all those posts out of here.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

yeeaaaaaa move that pornstar bs outta heeeere.

Now let's talk about females. This chick in bed for the win

 

[CiG]

I'd use her as a toilet.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

That's some fetish. I prefer she pee on me but whaddya gonna do

 

[Vimana]

Loneliness sucks. I'm starting to have thoughts that sound like Charles Bukowski wrote them. Not good.

 

[PrincessHades]

Ah, here is the thread I thought I posted on when I actually posted on the Metal 2016 thread.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

@V, It's really easy dude. Ya really just have to try to sit down, relax and stop being such a fag. Charles Bukowski? really? yuck

or go to the bitch thread.

 

[CiG]

Smoke weed, then go talk to people. If they refuse to acknowledge you, puke all over yourself so you have an excuse to strip off your clothes and then just wave your junk in someone's face.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

You might be the most extreme dude of all time

 

[CiG]

I'm not a dude.