People who try and argue that women and men are the same and especially people who are completely intolerant of the opposite opinion are obnoxious twats.
You could, also, start having sex with guys. The gay guys I know seem to be living in a fucking paradise (pun intended)
edit: Or maybe the ideal is a trans woman. Somebody who used to be a guy but is now a chick. It'd be like the episode of It's Always Sunny where Mac is dating a woman in transition from being a guy and still has a dick
I mean I flaked on several girls the past month because I got mono. Life does happen; I've found that they usually just ignore you if they have completely lost interest