Males and Females

[Dak]

Darn that English language and its idiosyncrasies.

 

[CiG]

"How big are you" just seems like some form of decency, not wanting to be blatant/vulgar/etc.

 

[The Butt]

How big are your penis?

It's because a man is his phallus and he shall be measured by the strength, length, girth and might of his love truncheon.

This is sigworthy.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Women are ideosympathoepatic

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Looks like I'll be seeing my lady friend tonight at the Venom Inc show. I think I may ignore her a little and deny her invite to crash with her if she offers it. I'll just drive my ass back home instead.

Or hell, maybe I'll do it and get blue balls and depressed again.

 

[The Butt]

Goddamn why do I work with so many good-lookin- bitties. I love my girlfriend and all but one of my coworkers caught me ogling and it was hella awkward.

I can't help it. I'm hardwired to look at good-looking broads.

Looks like I'll be seeing my lady friend tonight at the Venom Inc show. I think I may ignore her a little and deny her invite to crash with her if she offers it. I'll just drive my ass back home instead.

Or hell, maybe I'll do it and get blue balls and depressed again.

You should try declining the invite if it comes along. Play it cool, homeboy. Make her chase you.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So yeah, I did crash at her place, only because it seemed like a safer idea given that shit weather that hit Chicago and doing the hour+ drive back to Dekalb in the snow while slightly buzzed would not have been exactly fun.

So yeah, stayed with her and listened to David Bowie and ate Chinese food. It was fun.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Is she actually fucking with you at all, blue balls wise, or are you friendzoned pretty squarely and mad about it? Letting a friend crash after a long night does not a romance make.

Just saying. But I'm rooting for you, fella.

 

[The Ozzman]

I think he exaggerates most of it.

 

[Vimana]

In my experience, girls you don't know well generally misinterpret eagerness for desperation, especially over technology. They want guys every bit as much as guys want them, but they enjoy the thrill of being attractive if they earn it authentically. If you start out interested, they have no chance to dazzle you being themselves.

 

[no country for old wainds]

^in other words women are annoying as fuck

 

[HamburgerBoy]

^in other words women are annoying as fuck

I wouldn't put it like that, but yeah, at least homos will show their interest and tell you plainly even if they take it too far and end up molesting you or whatev. Women hold the economic power in sex and they aren't giving that up for free, but for a lot of men sex is all they need to get by, so it's pretty natural on both sides. The real problem is that we go bald and lose our prettiness. If only we were all gay we'd have our money and all the sex we could ever need.

 

[CiG]

In my experience, girls you don't know well generally misinterpret eagerness for desperation, especially over technology. They want guys every bit as much as guys want them, but they enjoy the thrill of being attractive if they earn it authentically. If you start out interested, they have no chance to dazzle you being themselves.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Is she actually fucking with you at all, blue balls wise, or are you friendzoned pretty squarely and mad about it? Letting a friend crash after a long night does not a romance make.

Just saying. But I'm rooting for you, fella.

Neither. She was the one to ask me to stay over and once I did she was the one to initiate snuggling sequence with me. I'm so smitten with her that hanging out with her and then crashing with her makes my whole fucking night. We have established before that we aren't "together" or anything since she still has her trust issues, but even when I show up to a random Chicago show without me or anyone else knowing I'm going to be there I get a huge welcome from her that is only a kiss from being too close.

 

[The Butt]

I'm pulling for ya man. Hopefully she overcomes her trust issues so she can get a piece of the Schmidt.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Protip homeboy: don't take advice from these dudes. If she has trust issues, 'playing it cool' will be interpreted as you playing games. Which, you are. Don't hit her up constantly, obviously, but when you do see her act genuinely interested. Best to give a chick small bouts of extreme attention, like at a show, over repetitive bouts of feigning disinterest. She'll see right through that shit, and not appreciate it.

I repeat: do not take romantic advice from this sad collection of weeaboos, virgins, and aging btards.

 

[JontRevolting]

How long have you been putting up with this bullshit? It's good that you're being patient and considerate but a man's not a camel, still it sounds like you love the girl so you'll endure this torment and hopefully for you you'll triumph and plant the foul seed and we all will drink.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I repeat: do not take romantic advice from this sad collection of weeaboos, virgins, and aging btards.

Sig worthy shit.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah it seems like she just likes the attention and isn't genuinely interested in you as a person. Move on, brother. Plenty of fat chicks out there for you.

 

[JontRevolting]

She's a lovely girl who obviously only considers her feelings to be important and that you're just some idiot that will help her get herself together so she can get back out there in the marketplace again. That's what I'm getting from this story.