Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

She's a lovely girl who obviously only considers her feelings to be important and that you're just some idiot that will help her get herself together so she can get back out there in the marketplace again. That's what I'm getting from this story.

Schmidt is a cuddlebitch. What the internet once termed an 'intellectual whore'.

That's what I gather.

 

[JontRevolting]

Perpetual friend zone hell.

 

[CiG]

I would never give advice to begin with. 99% of the time romantic advice is cliché bullshit and piss artist wankery.

 

[JontRevolting]

Pretty much, what other advice can a male give anyway apart from 'just try and get a fuck' , it's up to the lady otherwise it's known in the court of many sessions as rape.

 

[The Ozzman]

I would never give advice to begin with. 99% of the time romantic advice is cliché bullshit and piss artist wankery.

Pretty much, what other advice can a male give anyway apart from 'just try and get a fuck' , it's up to the lady otherwise it's known in the court of many sessions as rape.

Pretty much. I don't do the romantic thing. Sometimes, though, if you really like a person that will come without having to think about it. The problem is some women want that all. the fucking. time. and that is not me.

 

[Onder]

So many fucking girls looking for guys around me, it's strange. I'm looking for some dude for this lady friend of mine, maybe it's a shame Schmidty is not here, she would probably appreciate a fuck from a bear-like person, she's kinda larger herself but cute.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I think y'all need to take into consideration that most adult women seriously aren't scheming bitches.

I haven't heard the full story but from what I gather she's into him. Women don't just cuddle with dudes they aren't into.

Unless she's young enough to still be a party girl, in which case give up, she does just want attention and can't be rational enough for a relationship. Use your game and get some pussy.

 

[Onder]

Just take her hand and lay it on your ravaging beast. She be liek whaaaaaa.

 

[The Butt]

I repeat: do not take romantic advice from this sad collection of weeaboos, virgins, and aging btards.

Ex-btard, thank you very much. *slams door*

 

[Master_Yoda77]

She's actually turning 30 this year and definitely isn't the party girl type. Also, did I mention that I have laid pipe on this girl in the past?

 

[Krow]

Just take her hand and lay it on your ravaging beast. She be liek whaaaaaa.

I read this as "breast" several times and since Yoda does have tits I was a bit confused by what you meant.

 

[The Butt]

Ravaging breast.

 

[Onder]

Touch the fat of a thousand cheeseburgers accumulated under my hairy nipple. Feel the man in me.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Me after Krow's savage comment.

 

[The Ozzman]

Does anyone else think it's hilarious that a fat guy is making fun of the fact that another fat guy has tits?

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

So I asked a bitch to come over and she says no becuae all I want to do is fuck. I hate this bitch right off the bat and I want her not just to walk away but to walk away knowing her twat is worth 57.95, which is dinner. I dont mind not fucking but I dont like cant fucking. Stop setting a guideline, fuck face, for what you already know I want to do. Cause guess what bitch, I set no guideline for my conversation, you fucked my company and the gas out of my car . Your pussy isnt better than my time

im sick of pussy acting like its the end all. Your pussy doesnt even beat my credit score. and my credit score sucks fat donkey dick you jizz magnet

 

[The Butt]

Lol people acting like they are "owed" pussy.

 

[CiG]

So I asked a bitch to come over and she says no becuae all I want to do is fuck. I hate this bitch right off the bat and I want her not just to walk away but to walk away knowing her twat is worth 57.95, which is dinner. I dont mind not fucking but I dont like cant fucking. Stop setting a guideline, fuck face, for what you already know I want to do. Cause guess what bitch, I set no guideline for my conversation, you fucked my company and the gas out of my car . Your pussy isnt better than my time

im sick of pussy acting like its the end all. Your pussy doesnt even beat my credit score. and my credit score sucks fat donkey dick you jizz magnet

Jesus faggot do you mind not stealing all your thoughts from Patrice O'Neal?

 

[Mort Divine]

It's no small wonder some people here can't hold down a relationship.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You've got to catch 'em young if you don't want them to leave.