Males and Females

[viewerfromnihil]

I'm a bigger fan of entertaining gifs than TLDR posts. One liners and references are where its at.

Gay.

 

[CiG]

Black Orifice with a classic one-liner reference to his black orifice.

 

[Omni]

He was probably just drunk, no need for some elaborate dick-riding defence.

Two whole sentences. So elaborate!

 

[CiG]

Two whole sentences. So elaborate!

What does "elaborate" have to do with quantity?

 

[The Ozzman]

Jesus christ guys, can we end the petty bullshit and get back to humorous dating stories?

Thanks.

 

[CiG]

Male debates female. I think it's quite on topic actually.

 

[Omni]

What does "elaborate" have to do with quantity?

elaborate
[adjective ih-lab-er-it; verb ih-lab-uh-reyt]

adjective
1.
worked out with great care and nicety ofdetail; executed with great minuteness:
elaborate preparations; elaborate care.
Synonyms: perfected, painstaking.
Antonyms: simple.
2.
marked by intricate and often excessive detail; complicated; ornate.

Complexity and attention to detail are required for something to be elaborate.

 

[CiG]

Literalists are so fucking boring.

 

[Omni]

On-topic date story time:

I find most people to be pretty boring. I have ended dates with guys because they initially tried to qualify themselves to me, but I found them unable to actually talk to me about anything of any substance. I'm a bitch.

Well, not really. I paid my own way in every single instance that this occurred.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'm not sure I'd take you out on date. You don't seem like the girl that would not be interested in doing tequila shots and discussing which Godzilla film is best. You seem like the type that would have to have some serious conversation on Aristotle's ethics and whether Schopenhauer was a misogynist.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

You seem like the type that would have to have some serious conversation on Aristotle's ethics and whether Schopenhauer was a misogynist.

Sounds like a hot date

Black Orifice with a classic one-liner reference to his black orifice.

I like palindromes.

A classic one-liner used against the one-liner cause.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Are whores born whores or are they made whores? Losing their virginity too earlier, too much testosterone (causes sexual arousal in women), stupidity? What is it?

 

[no country for old wainds]

i can't imagine what mysterious reason there could be for someone really liking sex a lot

 

[Omni]

I'm not sure I'd take you out on date. You don't seem like the girl that would not be interested in doing tequila shots and discussing which Godzilla film is best. You seem like the type that would have to have some serious conversation on Aristotle's ethics and whether Schopenhauer was a misogynist.

I quit liquor a few years ago, but I do actually like cheesy movies. I don't think that we would be very compatible, but I do think that your music taste is one of the best on this site.

 

[SentinelSlain]

i can't imagine what mysterious reason there could be for someone really liking sex a lot

So why do only some women work as whores?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I quit liquor a few years ago, but I do actually like cheesy movies. I don't think that we would be very compatible, but I do think that your music taste is one of the best on this site.

Aw, shucks.

 

[Omni]

We both drink beer too, but I think that you go in for the cheap kind.

 

[CiG]

Godzilla rules.

That's all I got out of this.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I do good beer all the time, I'm just usually trying to get drunk and I enjoy shotgunning 16oz cans of PBRs all night alone with Thin Lizzy blasting.

 

[Onder]

So why do only some women work as whores?

Dude don't go full retard. Being a whore is not the only job there is.