Males and Females

I do good beer all the time, I'm just usually trying to get drunk and I enjoy shotgunning 16oz cans of PBRs all night alone with Thin Lizzy blasting.

That's where we differ. Not the Thin Lizzy part (Lynott rules), but the PBR tallboys and getting drunk alone.
 
I'm not sure which thread would fit this best, but it has to do with males and females and sexual relations, and doesn't really have much to do with anything that I have any sort of personal attachment to, nonetheless it's an amusing story, so I figure it's something to share. Also, it concerns topics that members here love to contentiously debate. That's part of the problem I have concerning where to post it. I could post it in Mort's thread, but then, by my posting it there, it could be perceived that I'm posting it for a reason that I'm not, which I'm not. I merely wish to share a story and not have it be understood as a polemic. I have little personal attachment to it, beyond the fact that I know the people involved. Regardless, there's a chance contentious debate could follow and then prompt the posts being moved from here to Mort's thread. But I have no desire for this to happen and merely wish to share a story, a story of which caused me great disturbance when my friend told me it, but the impact of this on my emotions has ebbed very quickly, because it does not really affect me, so do understand that I am not relating this story so to further a particular agenda. Rather, I am telling the story because I find it interesting for reasons disconnected to my own personal life in a manner that does not involve making people think differently than they did before they read it. Bear in mind, also, that I am re-telling the story from one particular point of view--the point of view of the person who told me--and do not hold it as the only authoritative and totally accurate depiction of events.

The story is a bit of intrigue about a few of my friends from high school, which I heard last night. I do not speak with them often because I've grown to find them unbearable and boring to talk with (this isn't the case with all of them of course because I really am not a big fan of talking on the phone or texting often, given the time consuming nature of both of these activities and the fact that I'm usually busy with something else). As a result, I speak with them only once every few months/years. Happily, and as a consequence, this usually results in them having lots of things to tell me that I find interesting, though I usually have to pry it out of them. Also, most of them are former/current heroin addicts, which tends to magnify problems that I may or may not have had with them prior to said heroin. I'll keep the story itself short, I just wanted to set the context. Also, I'll be using pseudonyms, not for any reason in particular, but just in case a reason for using a pseudonym may arise.

Suzie and John moved to a different state sometime back. Steve sort of lived with John for a while. Suzie and John were before and are now boyfriend and girlfriend, but they went through years of an on-again-off-again thing. Steve told me that Suzie told John that Steve raped her, and now John is telling everyone that Steve raped Suzie. At one point in the past, John and Suzie broke up. Steve and Suzie hung out afterwards, along with a few other friends, and had some drinks. Steve laid down for bed afterward, then Suzie came into the room and got into the bed with him. Sex followed. Steve felt terrible about this because John was a close friend of his and told John about it. John didn't freak out, but didn't talk much about it either. It's unknown whether or not John spoke to Suzie about it. At some point afterward, John and Steve hung out, along with a few other friends, and had some drinks. Steve went upstairs to the bathroom and found John upstairs when he finished his business. Some dialogue occurred. They thought one another looked pretty hot. Sex followed. The next day, John was dismissive of Steve--he would barely talk to Steve or look him in the eye. This demeanor that John projected toward Steve continued for sometime, indeed continuing up until the rape accusation came out one to two years afterward, and, as you can imagine, has followed up the accusation.
 
I'm not sure which thread would fit this best, but it has to do with males and females and sexual relations, and doesn't really have much to do with anything that I have any sort of personal attachment to, nonetheless it's an amusing story, so I figure it's something to share. Also, it concerns topics that members here love to contentiously debate. That's part of the problem I have concerning where to post it. I could post it in Mort's thread, but then, by my posting it there, it could be perceived that I'm posting it for a reason that I'm not, which I'm not. I merely wish to share a story and not have it be understood as a polemic. I have little personal attachment to it, beyond the fact that I know the people involved. Regardless, there's a chance contentious debate could follow and then prompt the posts being moved from here to Mort's thread. But I have no desire for this to happen and merely wish to share a story, a story of which caused me great disturbance when my friend told me it, but the impact of this on my emotions has ebbed very quickly, because it does not really affect me, so do understand that I am not relating this story so to further a particular agenda. Rather, I am telling the story because I find it interesting for reasons disconnected to my own personal life in a manner that does not involve making people think differently than they did before they read it. Bear in mind, also, that I am re-telling the story from one particular point of view--the point of view of the person who told me--and do not hold it as the only authoritative and totally accurate depiction of events.

Dude, wtf. You just said 300 words without saying anything.
 
Yeah, it's pretty screwed either way. On the one hand, Steve could have raped her--he was always the overtly horny type. On the other hand, Suzie could have recently pissed off John, causing John to bring up her fling with Steve, to which Suzie claimed rape, and, with that, John took hold as a way to alienate Steve from all of our mutual friends by making them think that Steve is a rapist so that they would never believe that Steve and John had consensual sexual relations.
 
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Yeah I thought my experience with a rapist would pay off in this one instance but I still find the story confusing.
 
Friend fucks friend then ex-gf and tells friend about it. Then the friends butt fuck. Later, the one friend gets back together with his gf. Much later, gf tells bf that friend raped her. Then friend tells other friends that friend raped his gf.

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So both girl and guy know what it's like to have their friend's dick inside them?
 
Friend fucks friend then ex-gf and tells friend about it. Then the friends butt fuck. Later, the one friend gets back together with his gf. Much later, gf tells bf that friend raped her. Then friend tells other friends that friend raped his gf.

I'm loat. Can you retype this and refer to the people as something that differentiates them? Such as "Person A" and "Person B" or the like. I don't want to reread the long version because it seems incoherent as hell.
 
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Is that experience where you are the rapist? I feel like this was discussed while I was inactive.

Maybe it's something else but I think it's that incident when some boy touched his cock while he slept?
 
That barely helped but ok.

Yeah I thought my experience with a rapist would pay off in this one instance but I still find the story confusing.

The story isn't confusing at all, it's just long-winded as fuck.

I'm loat. Can you retype this and refer to the people as something that differentiates them? Such as "Person A" and "Person B" or the like. I don't want to reread the long version because it seems incoherent as hell.

God damn, you guys. Just read the third paragraph. I stripped out any possible fluff there. The first two paragraphs were total fluff. I revved the engine for the first couple of paragraphs to disguise how I actually felt about the topic, because I'm unsure about what my opinion is exactly and didn't want to say anything absurd, so I made an absurd post instead.

Is that experience where you are the rapist? I feel like this was discussed while I was inactive.

Nah, it was when that guy got him really drunk and then took advantage of him.

Maybe it's something else but I think it's that incident when some boy touched his cock while he slept?

Touched it with his throat, I think.
 
I just saw some ten second video recording by some guy at an Arkansas university of a professor fucking one of his students and somehow knowing it was completely genuinely real made it a thousand times hotter than it would have been and I've been humping my pillows with a lot more passion all night but also feeling more depressed and lonely. Right now if some couple came up to me and asked if I wanted to be tied up and forced to watch them have sex as long as they were at least kinda hot I think I'd be totally down for that and then probably drive home and have the greatest masturbation experience of my life prior to killing myself.
 
I just saw some ten second video recording by some guy at an Arkansas university of a professor fucking one of his students and somehow knowing it was completely genuinely real made it a thousand times hotter than it would have been and I've been humping my pillows with a lot more passion all night but also feeling more depressed and lonely. Right now if some couple came up to me and asked if I wanted to be tied up and forced to watch them have sex as long as they were at least kinda hot I think I'd be totally down for that and then probably drive home and have the greatest masturbation experience of my life prior to killing myself.

Never change