Carpe Mortem
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Why would he have to worry about other dudes in a place filled with hot half naked chicks? I don't follow.
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Master_Yoda77
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Baroque
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Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
It's simple, he'd go, he just doesn't want to go with you. He doesnt like your ironic "isnt this fun" attitude. You'd ruin it.
Carpe Mortem
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IDK. I don't get it. I don't see clothed, innocent interaction with talented body performers as any relevance on monogamy. Which we both are. It's not like he'd go further than I'm cool with if I wasn't there.
There are some relationship things I still don't comprehend.
There are some relationship things I still don't comprehend.
Dak
mentat
Yeah I don't think it's other dudes that are the problem. It's how is he supposed to act around the hot half naked chicks with his gf there.
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
What you do is get your girlfriend on stage and watch the strippers rip her clothes off. The crowd enjoys it too.
Man, I haven't been to a strip club in a while.
Wait a second, yes I have, but that hardly counts.
Man, I haven't been to a strip club in a while.
Wait a second, yes I have, but that hardly counts.
CiG
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Draehl
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Some guys just don't like strip clubs. Could that be it? I personally just find them to be a tease. Would rather pursue a woman for sex otherwise, stay home and watch porn, or do something completely non sexual than intentionally go somewhere I know would just get me riled up with no release.
Baroque
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I agree, I only go for bachelor parties and the like. What's the point? It would be fun to bring a girl though. I like the thought of a girl getting turned on by other girls, like any guy I guess.
Jimmy... Dead.
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Carpe Mortem
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Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
I've been to strip clubs, and maybe it's just the ones I've gone to in shitty cities like Baltimore (and I've been to a few in NOLA) but... Eh. They could be a lot of fun depending on who you're with and if you have a sense of humor similar to mine when situational things are hilarious as fuck.
The ones in Baltimore were greasy as fuck and this one huge titty stripper kept hitting on my friend's husband because he's this attractive Fabio looking dude from France. That was really funny to watch. He walked up to her with his dollar in his hand like a poor little puppy. He held it out to her and she literally just attacked him and rubbed her boobs all over him. His hair was all messed up and he sorta stumbled like he didn't know what happened. I lol'ed so hard. Then sometimes you peep this lone old dude in the corner throwing dollar bills in some young girl's crotch... And you think to yourself "damn where the hell am I? What am I doing here?"
Tldr; there are some lol worthy moments in strip clubs and then some really depressing ones too.
The ones in Baltimore were greasy as fuck and this one huge titty stripper kept hitting on my friend's husband because he's this attractive Fabio looking dude from France. That was really funny to watch. He walked up to her with his dollar in his hand like a poor little puppy. He held it out to her and she literally just attacked him and rubbed her boobs all over him. His hair was all messed up and he sorta stumbled like he didn't know what happened. I lol'ed so hard. Then sometimes you peep this lone old dude in the corner throwing dollar bills in some young girl's crotch... And you think to yourself "damn where the hell am I? What am I doing here?"
Tldr; there are some lol worthy moments in strip clubs and then some really depressing ones too.
Krow
Garbage Connoisseur
I've never enjoyed the thought of having a naked whore to flop around in front of me for my money.
When I was younger I was all about high percentage targets. If she was looking to give my dick some real attention, didn't matter much if she was a 4 or an 8. (Fuck jimmys scale)
I drew the line at older obese women though. Could be A or B, just not C : all of the above.
When I was younger I was all about high percentage targets. If she was looking to give my dick some real attention, didn't matter much if she was a 4 or an 8. (Fuck jimmys scale)
I drew the line at older obese women though. Could be A or B, just not C : all of the above.
CiG
Room with a View
Whores fuck you for money pal. Strippers are just entertainment to go with your booze/drugs.
Draehl
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Krow
Garbage Connoisseur
Most strippers are also whores here. If I ain't willing to pay to see her dance you best bet I ain't willing to pay to fuck her either.
Carpe Mortem
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I always assumed chicks know what they're doing on a pole. Like, "it's an art form" style.
We might hit up this instead, I've been meaning to go for years and it does have strippers:
http://dirtydetroit.com/
We might hit up this instead, I've been meaning to go for years and it does have strippers:
http://dirtydetroit.com/
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I've been to strip clubs about three times and it's always been at the end of drinking too much with a certain friend. It's always ok at the time and then pretty depressing as the alcohol wears off a bit, usually while leaving. I mean, in theory strip clubs should be fine, but there just something nasty and depressing about them. Also I don't enjoy worrying about what inane things I said to the women whilst drunk. I know one stripped wanted to go out with me once. She wasn't that hot though, weird shaped face and you could kind of smell the sluttiness in her. Anyway I think I kind of blew her off.
Matt
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Strips clubs are basically wretched hives of scum and villainy. Plus despair.
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