Males and Females

[Draehl]

Some guys just don't like strip clubs. Could that be it? I personally just find them to be a tease. Would rather pursue a woman for sex otherwise, stay home and watch porn, or do something completely non sexual than intentionally go somewhere I know would just get me riled up with no release.

 

[Baroque]

Some guys just don't like strip clubs. Could that be it? I personally just find them to be a tease. Would rather pursue a woman for sex otherwise, stay home and watch porn, or do something completely non sexual than intentionally go somewhere I know would just get me riled up with no release.

I agree, I only go for bachelor parties and the like. What's the point? It would be fun to bring a girl though. I like the thought of a girl getting turned on by other girls, like any guy I guess.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

IDK. It's not like he'd go further than I'm cool with if I wasn't there.

Exactly, you dont know. But he wants to. He's lying to himself and you.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Word Draehl, makes sense. Jimmy you're a homo, you're lying to everyone here and yourself.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I've been to strip clubs, and maybe it's just the ones I've gone to in shitty cities like Baltimore (and I've been to a few in NOLA) but... Eh. They could be a lot of fun depending on who you're with and if you have a sense of humor similar to mine when situational things are hilarious as fuck.

The ones in Baltimore were greasy as fuck and this one huge titty stripper kept hitting on my friend's husband because he's this attractive Fabio looking dude from France. That was really funny to watch. He walked up to her with his dollar in his hand like a poor little puppy. He held it out to her and she literally just attacked him and rubbed her boobs all over him. His hair was all messed up and he sorta stumbled like he didn't know what happened. I lol'ed so hard. Then sometimes you peep this lone old dude in the corner throwing dollar bills in some young girl's crotch... And you think to yourself "damn where the hell am I? What am I doing here?"

Tldr; there are some lol worthy moments in strip clubs and then some really depressing ones too.

 

[Krow]

I've never enjoyed the thought of having a naked whore to flop around in front of me for my money.

When I was younger I was all about high percentage targets. If she was looking to give my dick some real attention, didn't matter much if she was a 4 or an 8. (Fuck jimmys scale)

I drew the line at older obese women though. Could be A or B, just not C : all of the above.

 

[CiG]

Whores fuck you for money pal. Strippers are just entertainment to go with your booze/drugs.

 

[Draehl]

I'd rather get with a petite 40 year old than an "average" sized 20 year old.

 

[Krow]

Whores fuck you for money pal. Strippers are just entertainment to go with your booze/drugs.

Most strippers are also whores here. If I ain't willing to pay to see her dance you best bet I ain't willing to pay to fuck her either.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I always assumed chicks know what they're doing on a pole. Like, "it's an art form" style.

We might hit up this instead, I've been meaning to go for years and it does have strippers:

http://dirtydetroit.com/

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've been to strip clubs about three times and it's always been at the end of drinking too much with a certain friend. It's always ok at the time and then pretty depressing as the alcohol wears off a bit, usually while leaving. I mean, in theory strip clubs should be fine, but there just something nasty and depressing about them. Also I don't enjoy worrying about what inane things I said to the women whilst drunk. I know one stripped wanted to go out with me once. She wasn't that hot though, weird shaped face and you could kind of smell the sluttiness in her. Anyway I think I kind of blew her off.

 

[Matt]

Strips clubs are basically wretched hives of scum and villainy. Plus despair.

 

[CiG]

Most strippers are also whores here. If I ain't willing to pay to see her dance you best bet I ain't willing to pay to fuck her either.

Dang.

 

[arg]

Most strippers are also whores here. If I ain't willing to pay to see her dance you best bet I ain't willing to pay to fuck her either.

what city do you live in and how would you rate the strippers purely on physical attractiveness?

are there a good number of young and caucasian ones at least?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

There's a good club in Baltimore with private (aka prostitution) rooms. It's a decent joint, so I could only imagine how expensive it would be. Most of the girls there are solid 10s on the Jimmy scale.

I should say I'm not a strip club guy. But between bachelor parties and drunken roamings through cities with friends (democracy, after all), I can find my way in there once in while.

 

[arg]

private rooms in los angeles strip clubs are fucking ridiculously expensive.

if any of you dudes can pimp a decent early 20s pretty white girl out to me, i will meet you in your city and give you a commission and a beer. feel free to pm

 

[The Butt]

Asking people to solicit prostitution over the internet. That's not sad at all. Lmao.

 

[CiG]

private rooms in los angeles strip clubs are fucking ridiculously expensive.

if any of you dudes can pimp a decent early 20s pretty white girl out to me, i will meet you in your city and give you a commission and a beer. feel free to pm

Come to Australia, I promise I won't lure you away and then mug you. Bring cash.

 

[arg]

haha i'll see about 2017 or 18

 

[Omni]

I wonder how arg would behave if he got busted for prostitution. Probably tough on the internet, but meek and submissive in real life.