Males and Females

[Dak]

I was recently fired from a job for speaking of my reservations of getting into a relationship with a girl who didn't believe in Evolution. A white devil I am. Fucking a girl who believes in god just creates problems for later.

Fired for not dating someone? What?

Nah, candy or some shit. A something-gram or whatever. Something I haven't encountered irl since high school.

Fancies himself a "hustla" I bet. When I was in AZ, people trying to sell stuff in Walmart and grocery store parking lots was fairly common. Dudes were usually selling cologne or watches or ties or something, and women would sell food. So ghetto. Come back to NC and didn't take too many months before I ran into a couple of cologne sellers. Like I know I don't dress flashy and I buy my groceries from walmart, but I don't think I look like a guy who buys cologne, period - and if I did it wouldn't be out of some dude's trunk.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I buy my cologne from the liquor store.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Fired for not dating someone? What?



Fancies himself a "hustla" I bet. When I was in AZ, people trying to sell stuff in Walmart and grocery store parking lots was fairly common. Dudes were usually selling cologne or watches or ties or something, and women would sell food. So ghetto. Come back to NC and didn't take too many months before I ran into a couple of cologne sellers. Like I know I don't dress flashy and I buy my groceries from walmart, but I don't think I look like a guy who buys cologne, period - and if I did it wouldn't be out of some dude's trunk.

Ah, it was crap. The whole firing situation. I was ashamed of it. I couldn't make sense of it. I was a good employee, afterall. Better than most of the others. But I was new and didn't fit in. A majority of the pharmtechs there were first generation asian immigrants (aka, christian AF). They knew I was dating a second generation asian, though granted from a different part of asia. I made jokes about my uncertainty of making a relationship with her, despite her qualities I liked (I was asked all of this, I didn't just spout it out). They treated me different afterward. Three-to-four weeks later I was fired. I never showed up to work late or did anything that would get a retail employee fired. The whole situation has bugged me since it happened. I haven't told you guys because the whole situation really hurt me. Fuck, I'm selling my Juno-60 as a result of what it did to my finances. I lost $3 of hourly pay because of it (how pathetic does that sound in the grand scheme of things? it's both first world problems and billionaire jokes about the moochers at the same time). But yeah, this happened in November. Only my family knows, so don't feel left out.

Nah, I think he was affiliated with a frat to raise money. In Baltimore, you're lucky to find shit like that. It's just people either begging you for money or looking at you like "what the fuck are you doing here?" (in the literal since, not rhetorical). Lot's of people like cologne. Why else would Axe exist? Why would you take offense to some guy selling it out of his trunk while you walk to Wally World when there are people selling it to you through your television?

 

[Baroque]

100% meaning total penetration or teh luvz?

I just mean give it your full effort. For whatever it is you want. If only until you know it's not going to work out. Or if it does, great, that's what you wanted. You don't want to say later you half assed it either way.

 

[arg]

im going to tijuana to have some dirty tacos for valentines

 

[CiG]

Doing what I usually do on Valentine's Day when I'm single, catch up with a mistress in the afternoon and then go see a movie or something.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Its like -20 degrees out. I hate the cold, so I'm staying home and watching netflix. I watched "The Den" last night. That movie was surprisingly scary.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

My dude asked me out for dinner and the new deadpool movie. Which is extra heartfelt because he's nerdtarded and hates leaving the house.

 

[Dak]

Deadpool apparently has lots of bewbs. Basically a way of going to the strip club with minimal awkwardness and a dose of nerd. You both win.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Lol touche.

Frankly, Ryan Reynolds has always been one of my favorite young comedic actors, and I think it's gonna be fucking awesome. Him and Sean William Scott both would make excellent Wades.

 

[arg]

so tijuana was a success. top shelf mexicans are actually within my standards. thank god. i have a cheap, relatively close place to unload my nuts.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Did you take pics?

 

[arg]

had low expectations so i didn't take my spy camera. but yea some of them are hot enough to be taken pics of so i will next time. i even performed my signature move

 

[Master_Yoda77]

"signature"

 

[Krow]

But is a Tijuana whore's butthole spicier than a white girls?

 

[arg]

it did have a slight acidity like she had been eating pico de gallo haha

 

[CiG]

Fucking hell.

 

[The Butt]

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[Omni]

@arg

Do you get regularly checked for diseases that transmit through fecal-oral contact?

 

[viewerfromnihil]