Males and Females

[arg]

im going to tijuana to have some dirty tacos for valentines

 

[CiG]

Doing what I usually do on Valentine's Day when I'm single, catch up with a mistress in the afternoon and then go see a movie or something.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Its like -20 degrees out. I hate the cold, so I'm staying home and watching netflix. I watched "The Den" last night. That movie was surprisingly scary.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

My dude asked me out for dinner and the new deadpool movie. Which is extra heartfelt because he's nerdtarded and hates leaving the house.

 

[Dak]

Deadpool apparently has lots of bewbs. Basically a way of going to the strip club with minimal awkwardness and a dose of nerd. You both win.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Lol touche.

Frankly, Ryan Reynolds has always been one of my favorite young comedic actors, and I think it's gonna be fucking awesome. Him and Sean William Scott both would make excellent Wades.

 

[arg]

so tijuana was a success. top shelf mexicans are actually within my standards. thank god. i have a cheap, relatively close place to unload my nuts.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Did you take pics?

 

[arg]

had low expectations so i didn't take my spy camera. but yea some of them are hot enough to be taken pics of so i will next time. i even performed my signature move

 

[Master_Yoda77]

"signature"

 

[Krow]

But is a Tijuana whore's butthole spicier than a white girls?

 

[arg]

it did have a slight acidity like she had been eating pico de gallo haha

 

[CiG]

Fucking hell.

 

[The Butt]

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[Omni]

@arg

Do you get regularly checked for diseases that transmit through fecal-oral contact?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

 

[Baroque]

I also had Mexican last night, 3 times and I didn't have to pay (nor taste her ass)

 

[arg]

fuck checkups im fit as a fiddle

 

[Omni]

A lot of people don't experience symptoms for years.

 

[Onder]

What comes to mind are pinworms and that's a children disease mostly because they scratch their itchy butt and then insert their fingers in their mouths again and thus eat the eggs. Not sure what Jenn means by anal/oral transmission specifically.

EDIT: Googling nice things in the evening. -_-

EDIT2: Wiki:

Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases including shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases including hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites including intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum[11] and other sexually transmitted infections.

That's quite a range but I'm not sure how many of those are anal/oral specifically, I'm pretty sure a lot of those can be transmitted by pussy licking as well.