Males and Females

[Omni]

Hipster beer guy has hinted at asking me to hang out with him a few times, but I think that he's too shy to actually ask me. I also think he's several years younger than me.

 

[Onder]

Hipster beer guy has hinted at asking me to hang out with him a few times, but I think that he's too shy to actually ask me. I also think he's several years younger than me.

I wish I could give him advice. It would be: shave that stupid fucking shit and listen to entire Ildjarn discography and don't fucking forget Sort Vokter. Do NOT ask her out. Read Ultimate Metal forums to see if she started liking you.

Done. Sex.

 

[Omni]

He's too short.

 

[Onder]

He's too short.

Shorteist. Triggered.

EDIT: that IS a thing, right??

 

[Onder]

How do you even dare to decide who to have sex with based on their physical appearance? How do you know he IDENTIFIES as a short faggot??

 

[Omni]

He wears those plaid shorts. Very unattractive.

 

[Onder]

He wears those plaid shorts. Very unattractive.

You got me there. That is bad. He's fucking terrible altogether tbh.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Stop flirting with him you cock tease.

 

[Omni]

I'm not. I just go there to buy beer.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Also, what does his age have to do with anything? Perhaps he's into older women like me?

BTW, sup?

 

[Omni]

PM me.

 

[unknown]

a/s/l?

 

[Dak]

almost 18/f/wru?

 

[Omni]

29/f/fl

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Do you do butt stuff?

 

[CiG]

I'm not. I just go there to buy beer.

Woman buys beer, sounds like some kind of fantasy.

 

[Omni]

Do you do butt stuff?

I'll peg you with a strap-on, if that's what you mean.

 

[CiG]

Holy shit.

 

[arg]

Sentinelslain would love you

 

[viewerfromnihil]

<3 @Omni