Males and Females

There's definitely a video.

Anyway, I don't have an ass like that. Ever since a couple of years ago when I got really sick for a while, I've actually become very thin. Maybe more than I want to be.
 
i always assume any girl who openly flirts with me is a narcissistic attention whore with no genuine feelings and any girl who seems to not give a shit at all probably wants to feast on my schlong. if that sounds like bs keep in mind i live in britain where everyone hides their true feelings beneath layer upon layer of irony and cynicism and fakeness because we're all repressed and terrified of our baser instincts.