Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

wat

 

[Omni]

There's definitely a video.

Anyway, I don't have an ass like that. Ever since a couple of years ago when I got really sick for a while, I've actually become very thin. Maybe more than I want to be.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Eat some Campbell's Chunky and do some squats biiiiiiiiitch

 

[no country for old wainds]

i always assume any girl who openly flirts with me is a narcissistic attention whore with no genuine feelings and any girl who seems to not give a shit at all probably wants to feast on my schlong. if that sounds like bs keep in mind i live in britain where everyone hides their true feelings beneath layer upon layer of irony and cynicism and fakeness because we're all repressed and terrified of our baser instincts.

 

[CiG]

I guess my laptop is a fag.

Edit: worked that time, nice butt. Can't help but feel like she probably has 3 kids in the next room though.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Whenever a girl flirts with me (which is rare...I think, I don't know. I'm horrible at picking those things out) I am usually so damn surprised that I have no fucking words besides "Oh, yeah, thanks." and walk away or something. This is basically me.



Edit - Or, they are super fucking drunk and I am not quite there yet and I hate taking advantage of drunk girls unless I am fucked up too.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

The last 20 seconds of that vid is spot on

 

[arg]

ugh gross you can see the ripples of cellulite

and shes black with black pussy lips and black asshole

nope

 

[no country for old wainds]

she also cums pure tar

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, I'm sure in the past women have been flirting with me when they talk to me but I'm so aloof that I didn't really pay attention. My ex would point it out to me when some girl I met in passing would come up and start talking to me and I would explain that:

1) I'm being polite and letting her talk
2) If she's flirting with me, I generally have no idea until I stew on it for days and/or weeks

 

[CiG]

ugh gross you can see the ripples of cellulite

and shes black with black pussy lips and black asshole

nope

You're weak.

 

[Baroque]

I'm attracted to most women, and will flirt back if flirted with. I have to be careful, because sometimes students get flirty. I try not to mess around with that, but I have dated one student before.

Oh and I fucked another ex last night. That's two that want to be fwbs. It's nice because now I don't care as much if they fuck someone else, since I'm fucking two of them. Also this way I'm free to pursue another one if need be. And I'll try to set up a threesome for my birthday next month.

 

[CiG]

I'm free to pursue abother

A prophecy perhaps.

 

[CiG]

So, an ex of mine contacted me the other day. Someone I didn't expect to hear from.
She basically opened with an apology for past behaviour and asked how things are and at first I didn't think much of it, maybe just boredom or something? I almost didn't bother to respond.

But now it's blatantly obvious she's looking to reconcile, I'm not a flirtatious person but I can tell when someone is nudging in that direction. It's somewhat awkward because I'm the type that doesn't give second chances to shitty people but I've always had this weird, somewhat irritating (when I'm removed from the situation and thinking clearly) soft-spot for this particular lady.

Anyway, basically she's moving back to my state and wants to catch up. She's a cute hipster type and that's playing in the back of my head as I try to convince myself to avoid this situation.

 

[unknown]

Similar to Ozz, I can be pretty dense when it comes to dealing with women. I'm better now, but when I look back at the girls I talked to in my college classes, it seems painfully obvious that a number of them were interested in me. Oh well

 

[The Butt]

So, an ex of mine contacted me the other day. Someone I didn't expect to hear from.
She basically opened with an apology for past behaviour and asked how things are and at first I didn't think much of it, maybe just boredom or something? I almost didn't bother to respond.

But now it's blatantly obvious she's looking to reconcile, I'm not a flirtatious person but I can tell when someone is nudging in that direction. It's somewhat awkward because I'm the type that doesn't give second chances to shitty people but I've always had this weird, somewhat irritating (when I'm removed from the situation and thinking clearly) soft-spot for this particular lady.

Anyway, basically she's moving back to my state and wants to catch up. She's a cute hipster type and that's playing in the back of my head as I try to convince myself to avoid this situation.

Bad news.

None of my exes (except for one that I've been good friends with for years since) want anything to do with me, and it is best that way.

Tread with caution.

 

[unknown]

Or bang 'em and set up a three way like @Baroque

 

[Baroque]

I'm like the perpetual rebound sex guy for my exes. They break up with their new guys, then come to me for awhile. I guess that says I'm good at sex but not good to be in a relationship with? I'll take it.

 

[unknown]

Also, nice hat

 

[CiG]

I'm like the perpetual rebound sex guy for my exes. They break up with their new guys, then come to me for awhile. I guess that says I'm good at sex but not good to be in a relationship with? I'll take it.

I'm not so sure it says that, it might say something else like they have no respect for you or that you're easy.