Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Grindr would love you

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Come on boys. Flex dat game stronger.

 

[The Ozzman]

Come on boys. Flex dat game stronger.

I would, but I don't want to deal with some bitch's kids

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I would, but I don't want to deal with some bitch's kids

Just bump up to the GILF fanclub and you're set then.

 

[Nephilim96]

ngl, there's some women in their late 50s/early 60s are still fuckable. although i've never had pussy older than 40 so i have no idea how they hold up down there

 

[Nephilim96]

i also need to be less of a lazy bum and get out there. ive been a loser recently

id try tinder if i had a facebook. but nah

 

[The Ozzman]

ngl, there's some women in their late 50s/early 60s are still fuckable.

Exhibit A:

Kathryn Bigelow

 

[Nephilim96]

yeah, another example would be susan sarandon from about 10 years ago

 

[CiG]

Helen Mirren looks fantastic for a 70 year old.

 

[EspaDa]

Angela Merkel is great too

 

[CiG]

I'd rather stick my cock into a pot of puke.

 

[EspaDa]

I think it would be a lot safer than sticking it into Merkel's cunt.

 

[The Ozzman]

Kate Beckinsale will qualify here in a minute

 

[CiG]

I think it would be a lot safer than sticking it into Merkel's cunt.

I'd have to prexit my prick.

 

[Draehl]

Julianne Moore IMO. Mid 50s.

Rose Byrne looks amazing for mid 30s. I sometimes think she's like 25.

 

[CF87]

I'd rather stick my cock into a pot of puke.

I'd make those old hags choke on it.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

just create a faux name, post some pics and make everything private. it'll take you 10 minutes, have a beer.

dignity? you're on Facebook and Tinder, respectability is for the weak.

we all pay for pussy, one way or another

 

[CiG]

Hoe lee shyit.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

?

 

[Dak]

"MILF" money comes from the last dude she divorced.