Males and Females

[Elric of Melniboné]

I wonder if you and your dad have had sex with the same woman.

 

[arg]

Naw we live on different continents and have different tastes. I offered to buy him one when he visited but he said no thanks

 

[CiG]

I wonder if you and your dad have had sex with the same woman.

His mother?

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

His mother?

That wouldn't surprise me. They're probably also brothers.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Doug Standhope basically explains exactly how I feel when it comes to sexual partners.



at about 43:00 in and on.

 

[arg]

you people are sick in the head. such degenerates

 

[CiG]

you people are sick in the head. such degenerates

Thanks man.

 

[EspaDa]

my dad knows i fuck whores (he does too, we brag to each other about it) but not about my buttlicking addiction. ive never been shat on tho. my mom on the other hand thinks im a good catholic boy who visits churches and museums

Do u like having your arse licked?

 

[arg]

yeah i like it, though i don't make the girl do it unless she wants to, and the pretty bitches rarely do. the ugly whores / those that have lost their will to live are generally the ones who lick men's buthholes

 

[EspaDa]

And those on Faketaxi

 

[CF87]

You must hate these whore's if you make them lick your asshole. That's fucking disgusting.

 

[~Neurotica]

I need a bitch to take a huge steaming dump on my face

sorry, Krigloch is already taken

 

[The Ozzman]

Krig is no one's bitch though

 

[Dak]

I need a bitch to take a huge steaming dump on my face

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Yuck. Wtf is going on

Edit: I'm a germaphobe depending on the person (some peoples germs don't bother me as much as others) but I can't stand going in the bathroom right after another person because it typically smells like booty and it makes me nauseous. So a steaming hot poop is just making me gag right now

 

[CiG]

 

[Onder]

This talk reminded me of a czech joke my friend told me yesterday. It says that sex is like a sunday lunch, you always fall asleep afterwards and your grandmother does it best.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Anuses look great and purportedly feel great too. A shame they fail when it comes to the other three senses.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Yuck. Wtf is going on

 

[no country for old wainds]

there's something pretty disingenuous to me about talking about what a great ass a woman has but then acting all grossed out when she spreads it and offers you a meal. what are you gay or something, just dig in.