Males and Females

[Manic Ferocity]

i want a woman roughly as independent as myself, personally. i'm cool with my gf fucking off into her hobbies (K-POP!!) for hours at a time because i wanna do the same with mine. clingy insecure whiners and loveless narcissistic bitches can equally fuck off in my book.

Sounds like my last ex. Talk about Diabolical Fullmoon Narcissicm.

 

[Dak]

 

[Funerary_Doom]

My relationship is a little weird in that we're both openly selfish and work off a barter and betting system. It works very well for us, it keeps things fair and is actually pretty fun. Sex and cuddles aren't an allowed trading tool due to the preferred spontaneous nature though so I guess my example was poor.

Barter and betting system? Lord have mercy i would get dripped every time! I actually want to understand the barter and betting system but I don't think it's an appropriate question to ask

 

[Talos of Atmora]

I actually want to understand the barter and betting system but I don't think it's an appropriate question to ask

I'd bet it's still more safe for work than arg's sexual escapades.

 

[The Ozzman]

You could even have it in code to make it definitely safe for work.

 

[Dak]

I'd bet it's still more safe for work than arg's sexual escapades.

Or HBBs random soliloquies.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Or HBBs random soliloquies.

Oh, I totally forgot about those!

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Women are flakier than a French pastry;; don't you forget it.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

No, scratch that, flakier than baklava.

 

[Dak]

Flakier than dandruff omg lolwut

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Barter and betting system? Lord have mercy i would get dripped every time! I actually want to understand the barter and betting system but I don't think it's an appropriate question to ask

Lol Nah it's good. For instance he'll want me to come to the store with him, and I'm like hell no this couch is awesome, and he'll say okay but what if I cook dinner, and then I'll go and we're both happy. Or we'll be watching a show and have differing opinions on the outcome, so we make a friendly bet, usually involving me having to give a back rub if I'm wrong or him having to play video games with me if I'm right.

There's a lot of back rubs being thrown around this home. Tbh he's in debt and I might attach a vig to the shit.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

He gets back rubs? Fuck that, I want my dick rubbed.

 

[CiG]

Of course you do, you're not involved in anything steady you rock'n'roll dirtbag motherfucker.

Backrubs are the shiznit.

 

[no country for old wainds]

dickrubs and backrubs are all well and good, but it's footrubs that mean marriage is around the corner.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Real men are too sore from real man work to prefer temporary sexual release over long-lasting muscle relief.

If you'd prefer a hand job over a massage, I'm pretty sure you're not a real man, you're a kid who doesn't get either often enough.

But you will someday, little fella. I'm rooting for you.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Rubs and regular jobs are great but how bout a nice upside down milking, that's how you know your bitch is a trooper

Add a rusty trombone and I might put a ring on the pig

 

[CiG]

Real men wife fucking chiropractors.

 

[The Ozzman]

Real men wife fucking real doctors.

Fixed that for you.

 

[The Butt]

I give dandy backrubs. No none of y'all can have one.

 

[Krow]

dickrubs and backrubs are all well and good, but it's footrubs that mean marriage is around the corner.

Pretty sure you mean this the other way around but in my experience a footrub puts you in the express lane to a woman's vagina.