no country for old wainds
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arg's benevolent grooming is way more disturbing and creepy than anything jimmy was saying.
Males and Females
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"the face every user makes when a new female user comes to the forums and arg sees her"
CiG
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Out of all the gendered stereotypes I hear about, the one stereotype that seems to be true more often than not is that gay men are uppers and gay women are downers.
Simply put, lesbians seem to always be so miserable (granted, misery is a shared commodity) and I'm wondering what's up with that?
Are they blue balls 24/7 because the female orgasm is like a specialised trade that takes effort and caring to master for their partners and since lesbians are with other women, neither of them are selfless enough to fully satisfy the other?
Simply put, lesbians seem to always be so miserable (granted, misery is a shared commodity) and I'm wondering what's up with that?
Are they blue balls 24/7 because the female orgasm is like a specialised trade that takes effort and caring to master for their partners and since lesbians are with other women, neither of them are selfless enough to fully satisfy the other?
The Ozzman
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HamburgerBoy
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iirc, gay men usually have the longest/happiest sex lives of any couple and gay women the shortest. Male sex drive is something else. Hetero men slave their entire lives just to trade their fruits for some pussy, while gays get to fuck things in the ass AND keep the fab purses they buy for themselves. It's the ultimate cheat code. When American religious fervor finally dies down, homosexual men will rule our world again, as they deserve to.
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
They bleed every month, they sit to pee and they're objects we pretend have say. I'd be miserable too
here's an ass
here's an ass
CiG
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The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Don't know why this wasn't a thing during the election. He would've had the popular vote too because of this.
Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
I think I could be miserable as fuck too. 
my mom always told me I think like a man but that's probably more because I tend to think things are obvious a lot if you think about them logically/ objectively.
I thought gay women had higher sexdrives and gay men had lower?
my mom always told me I think like a man but that's probably more because I tend to think things are obvious a lot if you think about them logically/ objectively. I thought gay women had higher sexdrives and gay men had lower?
CiG
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Carpe Mortem
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I wish they would get on getting women off. With drugs. It really is kinda gay how our bodies and minds are so intertwined, like seeing a shadow cut across the wall the wrong way ruins it for me. Best romance I ever had was when I was reading smut novels constantly and saw the guy like once a month.
So, consider that. And in retrospect I think I better start reading more smut novels again. Our imagination is what does it for us I think, versus straightforward porn.
So, consider that. And in retrospect I think I better start reading more smut novels again. Our imagination is what does it for us I think, versus straightforward porn.
SentinelSlain
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Tbh, I have a real attitude problem with women. I can't really deal with how gynocentric or whatever you want to call it, pussywipped, cucked etc, society is these days. Some say I'm good looking, but I hate "how it is" in a nightclub. I need to find a masculinity that part of me doesn't associate with stupidity.
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
CiG
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Is there any part of you not associated with stupidity? Just curious, you seem to have a very disproportionate view of yourself.
She needs a big ol fuckin dick, freaks of cock.
Carpe Mortem
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Hey, I'm just trying to help you nerds get laid more effectively. You should thank me. Anticipation drives chicks crazy, you gotta starve them a little.
If someone wants to get laid you just say nice things,etc.. you could just even lie if you wanted too. It's not really rocket science. There's dude's that weigh 3 hundred pounds and have not trimmed their facial hair in a decade and dudes with ponytails walking around with 10's. There's chick that got their face stuck in a deep fryer and someone dogs them all day.
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