Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

Schmidt has nice hair, and some guys who have long hair do too. But what really is kinda weird when the hair is practically gone, very stringy, super thin, and dead looking and would actually just look better shorter. I had to fight with my boyfriend to get rid of his when he was balding (he tried everything rogaine, shots of wheatgrass, even some chinese shampoo to grow hair etc) because the sides were much thicker than the top. You shouldn't be able to see a shit ton of scalp if youre hair is long. I guess that's why employers have that? Idk.

I am currently trying to get my dude to shave it off also lol. He's been balding since like age 18 and wears hats all the time, all to show off the two feet of scraggly strands he never brushes. It looks like shit but he's worried he might have a misshapen skull under there or something.

 

[arg]

I have had hair to my shoulders most of my life, and people have no problems with that.

Long hair seems more accepted on girls, I'm not sure why though, haha.

i saw you had a profile pic for awhile but took it off

was that really you? omg so cute i want to sling you over my shoulder

 

[PrincessHades]

I have had hair to my shoulders most of my life, and people have no problems with that.

Long hair seems more accepted on girls, I'm not sure why though, haha.

Well, there's a historical reason for that. Traditionally, everyone had glorious long hair, but the with the coming of the industrial revolution, men began cutting their hair shorter to prevent it from getting caught in machinery. Then, women starred cutting their hair during World War I for the same reason. After the need for extra workers declined, women started growing their hair back out again. Men kept it short as they continued working.

I prefer girls with longer hair, the short hair thing is alright in some instances, bust most girls can't pull it off.

 

[PrincessHades]

I am currently trying to get my dude to shave it off also lol. He's been balding since like age 18 and wears hats all the time, all to show off the two feet of scraggly strands he never brushes. It looks like shit but he's worried he might have a misshapen skull under there or something.

I'm considering pulling an Anselmo at maybe 25 since I have the early thinning gene in my family. I'm worried about having a mishapen skull too...it's a valid concern.

 

[no country for old wainds]

arg's benevolent grooming is way more disturbing and creepy than anything jimmy was saying.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

arg's benevolent grooming is way more disturbing and creepy than anything jimmy was saying.

"the face every user makes when a new female user comes to the forums and arg sees her"

 

[CiG]

Out of all the gendered stereotypes I hear about, the one stereotype that seems to be true more often than not is that gay men are uppers and gay women are downers.

Simply put, lesbians seem to always be so miserable (granted, misery is a shared commodity) and I'm wondering what's up with that?

Are they blue balls 24/7 because the female orgasm is like a specialised trade that takes effort and caring to master for their partners and since lesbians are with other women, neither of them are selfless enough to fully satisfy the other?

 

[The Ozzman]

It's because they hate themselves

 

[Dak]

Bitter old queen is known gay male issue. Wonder if it'll hit Milo.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

iirc, gay men usually have the longest/happiest sex lives of any couple and gay women the shortest. Male sex drive is something else. Hetero men slave their entire lives just to trade their fruits for some pussy, while gays get to fuck things in the ass AND keep the fab purses they buy for themselves. It's the ultimate cheat code. When American religious fervor finally dies down, homosexual men will rule our world again, as they deserve to.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

They bleed every month, they sit to pee and they're objects we pretend have say. I'd be miserable too

here's an ass

 

[CiG]

It's sad but I think I recognise that butt.

 

[The Ozzman]

They bleed every month, they sit to pee and they're objects we pretend have say. I'd be miserable too

Based Jimmy. Repeal the 19th amirite?!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[The Ozzman]

Don't know why this wasn't a thing during the election. He would've had the popular vote too because of this.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I think I could be miserable as fuck too. my mom always told me I think like a man but that's probably more because I tend to think things are obvious a lot if you think about them logically/ objectively.

I thought gay women had higher sexdrives and gay men had lower?

 

[CiG]

gay men also have sex more often than lesbians at all stages of the relationship.

http://www.webmd.com/sex/features/sex-drive-how-do-men-women-compare#1

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I wish they would get on getting women off. With drugs. It really is kinda gay how our bodies and minds are so intertwined, like seeing a shadow cut across the wall the wrong way ruins it for me. Best romance I ever had was when I was reading smut novels constantly and saw the guy like once a month.

So, consider that. And in retrospect I think I better start reading more smut novels again. Our imagination is what does it for us I think, versus straightforward porn.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Tbh, I have a real attitude problem with women. I can't really deal with how gynocentric or whatever you want to call it, pussywipped, cucked etc, society is these days. Some say I'm good looking, but I hate "how it is" in a nightclub. I need to find a masculinity that part of me doesn't associate with stupidity.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Carpe sounds like she needs a good ol drillin