Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

If she's a real 17 year old girl, I think you guys would be doing her a big favor by posting pictures of how ugly you are before one of the real creepers here finds out her address.

She probably thinks you're all majestic long-haired sex pots with abs and stuff because she's 17 and statistically retarded.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I bet her pussy taste like hope
- RIP Mr. P

Peach, post a picture so we can rate you. Be useful

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

What if he had all those qualities, everything you ever wanted and dreamed of, but he wanted you to shit on his chest, would you oblige?

 

[Vilden]

She probably thinks you're all majestic long-haired sex pots with abs and stuff because she's 17 and statistically retarded.

For a metal forum way to few heeds Manowar's call and instead got a haircut (and bought small gear). Are there anyone besides @Slayed Necros , @Master_Yoda77 and myself that even has the proper hair length around here nowdays?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Haven't cut my mullet in over a year. It's in full-effect.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I wish my mom would let me have a mullet.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... let her know what's up.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

If she's a real 17 year old girl

Given how much she repeats herself, I'm wondering if she'd even pass a Turing test

 

[CiG]

Can this little ho just piss off already, stop cockteasing a bunch of perverts like you aren't here seeking meat or something.

Coy fucker.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Can this little ho just piss off already, stop cockteasing a bunch of perverts like you aren't here seeking meat or something.

Coy fucker.

 

[The Ozzman]

CIG is a one man thot patrol

 

[CiG]

#ThotsShired

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

For a metal forum way to few heeds Manowar's call and instead got a haircut (and bought small gear). Are there anyone besides @Slayed Necros , @Master_Yoda77 and myself that even has the proper hair length around here nowdays?

I don't blame people for it. Lots of the better jobs are at places that have antiquated notions about what's an acceptable hair length for a man. That's why people make the difficult decision to relinquish their luxurious locks when they grow up and get a big boy job. However, that only serves to reinforce to association of long hair with immature youthful rebellion. Therefore, you shouldn't resign yourself to such a fate. Think of it as that your mane is not dead, just sleeping, waiting to rise anew when the stars are in proper alignment. And when it does, you can show people that long hair is not unkempt or slovenly; long hair is suave and debonair.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That is almost exactly how I feel and I will gladly sacrifice money to live a lifestyle that is acceptable of my long hair. At this point, my hair is a part of my personality. If I cut it, I would pretty much have to change who I am as a person and who the fuck would want me to do that?

 

[CiG]

One good thing about the modern "everything is oppression" movement is that men can be totally justified in demanding they be allowed to keep their hair long. I know plenty of guys that have done it.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

If I got the job and started growing it out and they bitched at me for it I'd definitely call them out on it, but I know a lot of employers have bullshit company policies about men's grooming and will refuse to even give me the light of day if I have it. I just tell those employers to fuck off.

 

[Vilden]

Never in my life heard about anyone getting shit from an employer or not getting a job or whatever because he had long hair around here. I don't think it is controversial at all actually. The US is weird.

 

[CiG]

Not just the U.S. we deal with it here in Australia, not that I have ever given a fuck. I guess I was too intimidating for the managers, I had a huge gross beard and everything. Fuck it.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Do you have enough abo in you for employers to check off a quota box?

 

[CiG]

Yeah.

I'm not sure if many of them have actually added me to some kind of quota though. But I was also eligible for special aboriginal only welfare handouts when I was younger.