Males and Females

[Carpe Mortem]

I think my height is just under 150 cm, and I have a petite build as well, lol - and I am shy.
So tall, strong guys that give a really confident and dominant impression are definitely highly intimidating to me, until they have proven that they are kind and sweet that is.

What if my dick is two feet long, but I sprinkle some sugar on it first for you? That's both kind and sweet right?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Isn't it a bit early to start the sexual harassment after 3 posts?

 

[no country for old wainds]

yeah let them get to at least 10 first

 

[Talos of Atmora]

What if my dick is two feet long, but I sprinkle some sugar on it first for you? That's both kind and sweet right?

It's a dick, not prosciutto.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

It's a dick, not prosciutto.

Sugar on prosciutto actually sounds worth trying. I was gonna post about the thousands of Italians rolling in their grave over the thought but I think it could work.

 

[The Ozzman]

I am only 4'11, and I feel intimidated by most people since everyone is taller than I am.
Tall guys can seem really scary until they turn out to be kind, lol.

Isn't most any guy taller than you?

 

[CiG]

Damn you're a short ass.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Sugar on prosciutto actually sounds worth trying. I was gonna post about the thousands of Italians rolling in their grave over the thought but I think it could work.

I have family who do that in Montenegro. It's not really the way I like to eat it but it shouldn't stop you from trying.

 

[Krow]

Isn't it a bit early to start the sexual harassment after 3 posts?

Feeling that nibble on their line and setting the hook too early.

 

[Onder]

We're getting really close to the common pasta derailment too. I vote for sexual harassment now, but if it's lunchtime then who knows.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

He gets back rubs? Fuck that, I want my dick rubbed.

Back rubs are for posers.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

This mentality infuriates me:

 

[CiG]

I hope someone shoots her dog and pisses on her favourite dress while screaming yes in her face.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I think it's shoddy risk assessment, for one, because the homicidal men that make those news stories are exceedingly rare, but it's easy to find a stack of stories like that when you're looking at a country of 300 million people. But also, if someone is that much of a psychopath that they would react to rejection in that way, then dicking them around rather than letting them off firmly yet politely is just going to make them more dangerous.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

my girl said no once so I peed on her in the shower

It's about compromise

 

[no country for old wainds]

I want my man to be kind and romantic, and take well care of me.

comes to UM wanting this:

gets this:

 

[no country for old wainds]

in my experience women are really really bad at working out when guys are genuine lol. i have a bunch of buddies who clearly don't give a shit at all and just phone it in when they're forced to and the girl believes it just 'cause she wants to believe it.

 

[The Ozzman]

Being 'romantic' is pretty ambiguous.

 

[no country for old wainds]

*smiles and nods encouragingly, watching TV over your shoulder*

 

[The Batlord]

I just want a girl to play co-op Halo with. Keep your romance, I'll be smitten the second she provides covering fire under her own initiative.