Males and Females

[The Ozzman]

Fuck me, I told some guy to nail his nuts to a table on 4Chan and cheered when he did

Did this thread get 404'd?

 

[The Batlord]

Did this thread get 404'd?

The thread got closed twice. Not because of content, but the guy nailing his nuts to a table was taking requests from everyone on the Random section of 4Chan on ways to hurt himself and there were so many replies that they just kept resetting it. Nailing his nuts wasn't even the worst thing he did. He injected his balls with hot sauce. With a medical needle. I don't even know how he had a needle, but I'm assuming heroin. Among many, many fucked up things. And yes, there was photo and video evidence to prove he'd done these things. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a meme about this. It was pretty intense.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

He injected his balls with hot sauce. With a medical needle.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Remember Peach, your value is decreasing every day. Don't be a dummy and waste that stinky fish

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Fuck me, I told some guy to nail his nuts to a table on 4Chan and cheered when he did, so I guess I should just be happy that this isn't some fascist forum where you can't even tell somebody they're a poopy head, but I'm still gonna tell you you're a bunch of assholes whenever you get sick on a teenager.

I've heard of that story before even outside of 4chan, must be cool to be a part of internet history. The best I've managed are a couple decent gets on /pol/ in the name of Kek. I'm jealous.

 

[The Batlord]

Just remember not to waste that cooch on people like us. Our dicks can thread a needle

I've heard of that story before even outside of 4chan, must be cool to be a part of internet history. The best I've managed are a couple decent gets on /pol/ in the name of Kek. I'm jealous.

When did you hear of it? Can't have been more than a few months ago, so I didn't even think it would be common knowledge. I assumed enough crazy shit happens around there that even good shit like that would probably just get lost in the static.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Really? I thought that was one of those old 4chan legends, along with the guy with a freezer containing a dead human, and the guy that sterilized himself with repeated injections of ethanol. Maybe I'm imagining things now, I dunno.

 

[The Batlord]

Or else there are just multiple people who have injected hot sauce into their testicles on 4Chan. Would not at all be surprised.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Self control. Self control.

 

[CiG]

How could any guy be interested in a woman that can't kick his ass? If you're going after 17 year old midgets you're a fucking wimp.

 

[Krow]

How could any guy be interested in a woman that can't kick his ass? If you're going after 17 year old midgets you're a fucking wimp.

I mean, I love my wife but I know damn well if I ever roughed her up she'd shiv me when I wasn't looking or something.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

How could any guy be interested in a woman that can't kick his ass? If you're going after 17 year old midgets you're a fucking wimp.

tfw my childhood fantasies of being physically and sexually dominated by my friend's mom in 4th grade will never be fulfilled

 

[Vilden]

Why is @Jimmy... Dead. even posting here instead of Motherless or something? All he does is trying to be edgy to/about girls anyway. It's so zZz.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What is the appeal of Motherless? It's really popular on 4chan's porn gif board, but most of the stuff there is pretty nasty and/or low-quality. Of all the bigger porn sites out there, it's by far the creepiest.

 

[CiG]

Never even heard of it.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I do think it's a little weird to come on the internet, admit you're 17 (and a girl from the jump),and start talking about the kind of guy you want to a bunch of old farts in here (seriously Peach you can be my student). However, I've done silly things at 17 too. But just be careful on the internet. Yes it's the internet and maybe you're having a chuckle about it yourself, but if you're serious I wouldn't respond to sexual comments or reveal identity until you know who people are and where they are coming from. Most (not all there's some batshits in here) of the people here are honestly harmless and tbh I do think, even in their fucked up warped mind, they mean well and just want to have a laugh. However, it's still the internet and you should just be a little mindful. Some weirdos dig the weak and naive young girl scenario so just be careful.

 

[arg]

where do you live baby i'll take care of you

 

[Dak]

We don't believe in respect around here.

 

[Krow]

We don't believe in respect around here.

Licking your butthole isnt a sign of respect?

 

[arg]

I want to spend some time with the man I am going to start a relationship with, that's just the way I am.
I need to feel that he actually genuinely respects me as a person, not that he just wants my body for a while.

sure baby we'll take it slow, lemme know