Males and Females
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Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
serious question, ever watch a girl (particularly a girlfriend) ride a big dildo in front of you? fuck i miss that, that's when relationships are worth it
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
I mean. I'm 26. I'm just not interested in settling down at this age. Talk to me again at 36 and I might reconsider.
Carpe Mortem
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I lean conservative and lost my virginity to the person I'm still with, so I guess it could be said monogamy comes naturally. The grass might be greener on the other side, but it doesn't compare to the pride of just taking care of your own fucking lawn.
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
I've expirienced romance before, it was like one of those sarah mclachlan TV commercials with the dogs.
Carpe Mortem
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Taken symbolically, that's actually a very sweet sentiment of longevity. Thanks buddy.
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
I don't think I have a specific type. My boyfriend is actually a pretty strange mix and I'm into it. Also, I'm with carpe with the conservativeness in that regard. I can't really imagine being intimate with a ton of people. Like... how isn't sex a little awkward if you don't know the person well? Eh, I overthink everything. Intimacy is that much easier and enjoyable with a partner who knows you really well and vice versa. It's not only about sex, either; it's really about companionship too. When we are bored at work or come across shit in our every day life we think is interesting we'd take a picture and talk through text. He's my friend in my head a lot of the times or the fly on the wall and vice versa. I like a simple life and being spread out and emotionally available to too many people makes me really anxious.
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
Your bf wants more pussy. Be a trooper and bring a girl into the relationship
HamburgerBoy
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Leaving campus my car was one of two in the parking garage, usually always with one other specific car (a newer Mustang). While I was deciding on what to listen to on the way home, the owner of the Mustang walked by mine. He's a researcher or something in another lab that I see in the hall a lot but had never talked to before, probably about 6'2", slightly ginger/chestnut, pale but masculine face, narrow eyes, good facial hair, often wears dark jackets. He said something like "Hey now I know who else is here late at night, always seems to be just the two of us" in a voice more feminine/soft than I expected, I said "Y-yeah" as usual, then he wished me a good night in a way that seemed unusual but I've already forgotten exactly what he said. I have a feeling the next time I see him in the hall or bathroom he's going to say something to me.
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
And so begins the tall dark jacket Mustang guy mental dalliance.
Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Hbb should write erotica.
@Jimmy... Dead. hes not interested. I'm a witch. My evil powers have him brainwashed real well.
@Jimmy... Dead. hes not interested. I'm a witch. My evil powers have him brainwashed real well.
Jimmy... Dead.
contemplative curmudgeon
okok I see what he likes, but I still hate you because you have a vag
Dak, get back in the garage
Dak, get back in the garage
Dak
mentat
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
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