Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Yuck, I hope your bf buries you under that lawn

 

[CF87]

I've expirienced romance before, it was like one of those sarah mclachlan TV commercials with the dogs.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Yuck, I hope your bf buries you under that lawn

Taken symbolically, that's actually a very sweet sentiment of longevity. Thanks buddy.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I'm a sweet boy

 

[CF87]

yea i have no idea how someone can wake up next to the same person every day and not want to kill them

If i'm around a chick, i just want to put a bullet in my head.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I don't think I have a specific type. My boyfriend is actually a pretty strange mix and I'm into it. Also, I'm with carpe with the conservativeness in that regard. I can't really imagine being intimate with a ton of people. Like... how isn't sex a little awkward if you don't know the person well? Eh, I overthink everything. Intimacy is that much easier and enjoyable with a partner who knows you really well and vice versa. It's not only about sex, either; it's really about companionship too. When we are bored at work or come across shit in our every day life we think is interesting we'd take a picture and talk through text. He's my friend in my head a lot of the times or the fly on the wall and vice versa. I like a simple life and being spread out and emotionally available to too many people makes me really anxious.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Your bf wants more pussy. Be a trooper and bring a girl into the relationship

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Leaving campus my car was one of two in the parking garage, usually always with one other specific car (a newer Mustang). While I was deciding on what to listen to on the way home, the owner of the Mustang walked by mine. He's a researcher or something in another lab that I see in the hall a lot but had never talked to before, probably about 6'2", slightly ginger/chestnut, pale but masculine face, narrow eyes, good facial hair, often wears dark jackets. He said something like "Hey now I know who else is here late at night, always seems to be just the two of us" in a voice more feminine/soft than I expected, I said "Y-yeah" as usual, then he wished me a good night in a way that seemed unusual but I've already forgotten exactly what he said. I have a feeling the next time I see him in the hall or bathroom he's going to say something to me.

 

[Satanstoenail]

And so begins the tall dark jacket Mustang guy mental dalliance.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Hbb should write erotica.

@Jimmy... Dead. hes not interested. I'm a witch. My evil powers have him brainwashed real well.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

okok I see what he likes, but I still hate you because you have a vag

Dak, get back in the garage

 

[Dak]

okok I see what he likes, but I still hate you because you have a vag

Dak, get back in the garage

I wish I had a garage. It'd be the Dad cave.

 

[The Ozzman]

I wish I had a garage. It'd be the Dad cave.

Where you could finally put your kit

In other news: every dude in HBBs stories is secretly gay for him

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Not true, some are overtly gay.

 

[arg]

give in to your desires and spread your cheeks already

 

[CF87]

This gross ass women in her 40's won't leave me alone, i'm not picky about women's bods, but she's gross and I will not hang out with her at all, she's scary as fuck, I tried hooking up a friend with her and she punched him in the face, not that I care, but whatever, he was talking to me and was scared as fuck by her.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

 

[rms]

last one is un jimmy like

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

ya know what, you're right, but something about that tummy/waist

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah. Sick body.