Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Eh I mean I see what you're saying but to me they're more nihilistic and perverse. Like two vampire bitches keeping me alive for my blood. yuck I just made myself cringe by sounding like a type o neg fag

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Speaking of lesbians, I have this insane fantasy of having two lesbian gfs that treat me like shit. They're in love and want nothing from me but to use me like a dildo and humiliate me when they don't allow me to have an organism.

They won't allow you to have an organism? Not even the microorganisms in your gut that aid in digestion? That's pretty cruel.

 

[The Ozzman]

They won't allow you to have an organism? Not even the microorganisms in your gut that aid in digestion? That's pretty cruel.

No wonder women don't like you

 

[Onder]

Yeah hell if women want to make you organism and you start talking about microorganism. :/

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I think more chicks are slightly bi because women in general are just nicer to look at than men. There's a reason women are more often the subject of paintings, sculptures, etc. We have a more balanced, aesthetically pleasing form to men and women alike, whether we're heavy or stick thin or somewhere in between.

Y'all got us beat with genitals though. Vagina's are fuckin gross. A sculpture of a penis is far more noble than that of a dribbling vagina.

 

[no country for old wainds]

if that's true the reason may just be that most painters, sculptors etc are historically male.

 

[CiG]

Y'all got us beat with genitals though. Vagina's are fuckin gross. A sculpture of a penis is far more noble than that of a dribbling vagina.

I actually think vaginas look great.

 

[Satanstoenail]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

There's a vintage late 80s/early 90s porno about a doctor, a nurse, and a nurse-in-training, the latter playing the ditzy blonde role, and the doctor and nurse begin to inspect her to ensure she has the right constitution to be a nurse and one of them touches her on the shoulder and she immediately moans and they ask her if something is wrong and she responds "I'm great, I just had an organism!" and they go off into this thing about how they need to determine if she has some kind of rare condition that makes every part of her body an erogenous zone. I wish I could find that video again.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Penises are fucking beautiful btw.

 

[Onder]

Penises are fucking beautiful btw.

This could very well be the last post in this thread. It can be closed now.

 

[CF87]

Usually one dyke is cute and attractive and then the other is butch. has dude haircut,etc.... cute one probably bi-sexual. Don't find dyke couples anything odd.

Penises are fucking beautiful btw.

As far as I know not even most women like weiners, unless they get something, money,etc...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Women like dicks, if they didn't their sex toys wouldn't be shaped like them, they just don't like the pudgy balding men they're often attached to (unless money comes into play).

 

[CF87]

She's annoying and would not bend over, now he thinks he's a 19 year old girl and is going to cut off his weiner, go into the woman's bathroom and walk around like a freak.

 

[CiG]

I think that's a trope, most lesbians I have known (my sister is a lesbian) are short-haired butchies.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

if that's true the reason may just be that most painters, sculptors etc are historically male.

Historically gay or bi too, aren't they?

 

[no country for old wainds]

it's the greys/death delirium. which should explain everything

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Oh, I was wondering why I wasn't seeing any of his classic "Not much..." posts in the what are you doing thread.

 

[-CC-]

Is CF87 the new sloughfegkillers/monoxide_child?

I wouldn't compare those two guys by the way. That's like writing HamburgerBoy/Randy_MOSS

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Ok, perhaps I should have gone with HamburgerBoy/SentinelSlain