Males and Females

[CiG]

That's how you become a male feminist.

 

[The Butt]

I thought Badoo was lame when I tried it 2 years ago. Seems cumbersome for that type of app.

Anyway...Adventures in Online Dating #1488:


>be me
>talking with cutie from Bumble via text
>she drops the fact that she's feminist
>I ask her to define feminism
>She asks me to stop talking to her if I'm not a feminist
>I do so

Fast forward 21 hours later

>"What's going on?" from her number

Dumb broad

lol bumble

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I thought Badoo was lame when I tried it 2 years ago. Seems cumbersome for that type of app.

Anyway...Adventures in Online Dating #1488:


>be me
>talking with cutie from Bumble via text
>she drops the fact that she's feminist
>I ask her to define feminism
>She asks me to stop talking to her if I'm not a feminist
>I do so

Fast forward 21 hours later

>"What's going on?" from her number

Dumb broad

Well obviously all men lie, so as far as she's concerned you're hxc vag power.

 

[The Ozzman]

Well obviously all men lie, so as far as she's concerned you're hxc vag power.

She stopped communicating after that. Wished me luck with my band and shit. Whatever.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Most bisexuals are aroused by hermaphrodites. Makes sense really, never thought it was normal though.

 

[CiG]

Is that actually true?

 

[The Ozzman]

Is that actually true?

Probably not

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Brought a girl home last night. Very attractive, and likes to ramble about art, philosophy, and other cool subjects.

I've known her for a couple years. She's got mental issues (but I've never seen her volatile / "flipping out" so far), and is possibly unemployable (but has rich parents who support her). Could lead to issues if we stick together a while, but so far she's a lot of fun to be with.

 

[The Ozzman]

So did you fuck her or nah?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yep

 

[Satanstoenail]

BOOYAH

 

[CiG]

Countdown to finding Zabu face-down in a bowl of soup with a stiletto impaling the back of his head.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Chaos junkies are the best. You need that little bit of crazy to make things interesting. I'm a sucker for them myself.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Saw her again today. It was intense. We seem to be catching the feels for each other. Not sure if that should worry me.

 

[CiG]

They're fun until you need your life to function smoothly towards a goal.

 

[The Ozzman]

They're fun until you need your life to function smoothly towards a goal.

Like keeping your sanity for instance

 

[Dak]

Grants going to come home one day and find everything smashed just because.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Hope you don't value any of your belongings... because caring about them means you care more about them than her and how dare you have interests?

 

[The Ozzman]

Hope you don't value any of your belongings... because caring about them means you care more about them than her and how dare you have interests?

Sounds about right:

 

[CiG]

My girlfriend has actually been helping me to achieve my goals and shit. Kind of been in a regressive rut the past year (was living with a friend and we basically just did drugs and sat around. I worked a part time job and did my art but that was about the only constructive shit I've been doing)... and she actually has been giving me motivation to get my shit together. Have a second job now, and viewings for apartments. We plan on moving in together. I know we've only been together for three months but I feel a deep connection with her in a way I have literally never felt with any past relationship before. So I'm comfortable and confident in this.

Yeah but is she a crazy bitch? Because that's the context, I wasn't saying all women or anything.