Males and Females

[arg]

I forgot to mention, this girl works at my office, just hired a month ago actually, and I believe our boss will try to bang her because he’s making her go on a 3 day “business trip” with him. Fuck me

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I forgot to mention, this girl works at my office, just hired a month ago actually, and I believe our boss will try to bang her because he’s making her go on a 3 day “business trip” with him. Fuck me

Yikes, so it ain't like you can just drop her and then move on as if nothing happened.

Well, I guess it's ol boss boy's turn to learn about her abysmal hygiene.

 

[Onder]

haha working on that
it was surprisingly not difficult

get food
she offers weed and we smoke it in a park
hang at her place
play motionless in white
make vodka crans
Hey wanna see my tattoos and I take off my shirt
Hey I have some too and she takes off her shirt
Want a back massage, sure
How about an ass massage, ok
Can I lick it, if you like

On the first attempt, wtf

This is poetry. Good job.

 

[arg]

This is poetry. Good job.

Hey bro I missed my triennial Czech visit, need to go back this year

anyway I figured out fucking a real girl is almost exactly the same as fucking a hooker, except you save some bucks but get a less hot girl

on the 4th time fucking her she was lying on top of me saying emotional feelings shit and i wanted to run

I’m gonna keep screwing her though, until it fizzles out by itself, or the boss finds out and things go to shit

 

[CiG]

she was lying on top of me saying emotional feelings shit

I’m gonna keep screwing her though, until it fizzles out by itself

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

some of you folks just...make me weep for humanity

 

[terminaldesolation78]

jesus fuck

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

some of you folks just...make me weep for humanity

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/males-and-females.605240/page-442

https://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/threads/males-and-females.605240/page-443

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

so, when we have problems in our sex lives, this might be why
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201208/the-real-problem-porn-its-bad-sex

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

if i ever get married, i think i'll might take my wife's last name
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/...eir-wives-last-names?utm_source=pocket-newtab

 

[arg]

so the coworker i was screwing got fired 2 weeks ago because she would not screw the boss. hr made up a fake reason to fire her because they are ass kissers of the boss. i visited her in her hometown 1 week ago and screwed her a few times. i probably will visit her again

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

so the coworker i was screwing got fired 2 weeks ago because she would not screw the boss. hr made up a fake reason to fire her because they are ass kissers of the boss. i visited her in her hometown 1 week ago and screwed her a few times. i probably will visit her again

so
now that she's not your co-worker anymore
no one's gonna be able to fire you for fucking her
kinda sad about her getting fired though

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

so the coworker i was screwing got fired 2 weeks ago because she would not screw the boss. hr made up a fake reason to fire her because they are ass kissers of the boss. i visited her in her hometown 1 week ago and screwed her a few times. i probably will visit her again

does she still smell like the bottom of an old shoe?

 

[arg]

Lol I had gotten used to it but she did wash up a little

 

[Obscureinfinity]

My hair thins even more at the mere idea that CiG has been laid in the past 15 years.

 

[Obscureinfinity]

You’re hardcore one of those “I can dish it out but I can’t take it” type dudes. Almost too easy to fuck with.

 

[CiG]

You’re hardcore one of those “I can dish it out but I can’t take it” type dudes. Almost too easy to fuck with.

Still a delusional faggot I see. You've blocked me several times on Facebook.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Still a delusional faggot I see. You've blocked me several times on Facebook.

oh shit
i haven't been on my Facebook page in like a month now
been too busy postwhoring here

 

[mutantllama]

Well it only took like half my life but I finally found a beautiful Mistress to serve. Got my ass flogged and paddled while wearing a schoolgirl outfit while she watched Wayne's world lol

 

[no country for old wainds]

Well it only took like half my life but I finally found a beautiful Mistress to serve. Got my ass flogged and paddled while wearing a schoolgirl outfit while she watched Wayne's world lol

party time, excellent