Males and Females

Muslim? The fuck outta there asap, obviously.

Nah, just kidding. Love is blind and all that. If you feel it in your heart, that's where you gotta start.

Just don't piss off her family. Unless you fancy getting slaughtered halal style.
 
Any advice my metal brethren?
Cut past any small talk and philosophise on the parameters of the deal. I'd try to establish my absolute opposition to marriage, including for feminist reasons. Because women should be free to walk out with no strings attached whenever they change their minds. 😉 I suppose if the right woman came along she might defeat that in me, but a lottery ticket would be a better bet. Otherwise I guess they're choosing between Muhammad or me.
 
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