Males and Females

[WorldObliteration33]

When you can hate gays, Jews and women and become a spiritual sandal wearing warlord doing it, you become edge Lord+ or something. I met my match.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Lol we talked for like 3 hours last night.

 

[Cronopio]

Muslim? The fuck outta there asap, obviously.

Nah, just kidding. Love is blind and all that. If you feel it in your heart, that's where you gotta start.

Just don't piss off her family. Unless you fancy getting slaughtered halal style.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Witty ^

 

[WorldObliteration33]

You're still a faggot.

 

[Bloopy]

Any advice my metal brethren?

Cut past any small talk and philosophise on the parameters of the deal. I'd try to establish my absolute opposition to marriage, including for feminist reasons. Because women should be free to walk out with no strings attached whenever they change their minds. I suppose if the right woman came along she might defeat that in me, but a lottery ticket would be a better bet. Otherwise I guess they're choosing between Muhammad or me.

 

[Cronopio]

You're still a faggot.

Fuck you too, cocksmoker.

You gotta be able to laugh. Life's too short, like your dick.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Relax buddy. I was just fuckin with you.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

So I think I might've misjudged her as being clingy. Trying to figure out how to explain this. Basically we'll be on the phone, already have plans a few days later, and she'll suggest I come see her later that night or the next day too. Isn't the slightest bit pushy about it. I think she genuinely digs the hell out of my crazy ass and wants to spend as much of her free time as she can with me if I'm willing to. Hunch that it's a foreign quirk was correct I'm pretty sure.

My ex, on the other hand, would get angry any time I wanted to leave to go do something without her. Now THAT would be a turn off. Fuck that bitch.

 

[Cronopio]

Relax buddy. I was just fuckin with you.

It's all good.

Re: the fucking. Will there be dinner before or afterwards?

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Somewhere in the middle.

 

[Desti6]

I'll have relations with a female when Hell freezes over. Oh well.

Hahaha