I'll let you speculate on my child, this is interesting.
@Cythraul KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT. You are doing the world a service. I am a big fan of loners who live weird atypical lifestyles and I think more people ought to appreciate them.
@Derek GOOD JOB! You can't really gauge your kissing skill based on a cheek kiss though can you? I know this is totally 4th grade but you could like practice on the shower wall or something. Kissing is awkward for everyone their first time, but kissing is like running - you get exponentially better every time you do it. Keep fighting the good fight! yeah!