Males and Females

[Draehl]

But you're a lady. I don't see how any man would be intimidated by big, beautiful breasts.

Intimidated? No. Uninterested? Yes. I'll take perky As/Bs any day of the week over nasty melons.

 

[Draehl]

He looks like he's about to transform into a minotaur and kill us all. Definitely beastly, lol.

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

have you seen Grutle's teeth?

No. This is Ivar anyway. Are they hella nasty?

Beasts are just fucking awesome.

 

[unknown]

they're not "hella nasty," but you might like them...it adds to the uh beastly whatever appearance

he grins and bears them in the "Path to Vanir" video

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

I've watched it a few times but I'm going to look at it now. If they're crooked I'm okay with that. Ivar is better though. More beastly, I like his beard. He's in an article in my new terrorizer wearing a really lame turtle neck sweater. Sophisticated beastmaster...I love it.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Am I a beast or just a creepy looking nerdy guy?

(I fear that I am the latter)

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

Bleacher creature. Sorry.

 

[Krow]

You're an ohiogrinder.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Bleacher creature. Sorry.

I don't even know what that means.

 

[unknown]

Am I a beast or just a creepy looking nerdy guy?

(I fear that I am the latter)

http://splicd.com/yyC0BmTYTgI/15/26

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Fuck yes.

My last chick was a bigger girl with huge awesome boobz. fun stuff
screw pencil chicks

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

I don't even know what that means.

hmm. I don't have a real explanation for that. It's kind of like...the people that go to the racetrack, all they serve there is beer, candy and a large assortment of fried foods. I have weird nicknames for types of people. Oh yeah and the people that go to oysterfest. They're Bleacher-Creature Bottom-Feeder eaters.

Anyway, It was mean of me to say that, if that's really you. Sorry. I'm really not much better. You look like a friend of mine.

lol that's why he's friend status only.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Me, at a racetrack! Don't let the unkempt appearance and the fact that I'm from Nebraska fool you, I'm no 'neck. I get that "you look like someone I know" thing a lot. I must have the most generic facial features on the planet.

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

it's cool. You're just not a beastmaster. I went to a race track once, and that's where the term came from.

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

You look like Brian Posehn....not in a good way lol.

 

[Mort Divine]

i'm a beast.

 

[CF87]

Might aswell join

I'm a fucking beast!, some pic I took months ago.

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

Nope. Neither of you are beasts. You have to be large. at least slightly chubby. Then wicked beard and long ass hair. Like don't shave or cut your hair for 3 years or so.
Hairy and big. Looks really scary, but then actually has a heart of gold because they nurse injured kittens. That is a beastmaster. They fucking rule.

 

[Mort Divine]

i don't even try to pretend to be. i'm just a skinny kid with a cute face and pretty much nothing else really going for me.

 

[IamstheblackWizards]

I'm a skinny nerd too. But I love meaty men. Beastly meaty men.