That was the first thing that spring to my mind. It seems kind of odd as well especially since looking at all her past pictures in facebook, I don't look like the type of guy she would date. I'm clean cut, no tattoos or piercings and not super built or tall. I'm basically not like the meatheads she has dated in the past few years.Why can't you rejoin the meditation group Grant?
I was joking. I don't think anyone actually uses those.
Dave and Derek beg to differ.
So, I took a girl out tonight and managed to blow the opportunity for guaranteed sex when we came back to my place by locking myself out of my house. Now she's away for the next week and then I'm away for the following four. Fail
So one of my ex girlfriends from high school has started talking to me and invited me to dinner at her place some time. o_0 It was kind of sudden seeing as I haven't spoken to her in many years. I wouldn't mind something casual with her but she's got a kid now, and it would be odd if the kid looked to me when I meet them and asked if I was their new daddy.
I've seen this happen. A guy pretty much followed this girl around all through high school... he was dorky, awkward, and chubby (did i mention jewfro)... she always was just his "friend." She got pregnant at 18 and the dad turned tail and ran, loser friend is suddenly her only option. I feel pretty bad for that guy really. I'm sure he's happy and all, but fuck, you're only with the girl you love because another guy fucked her and came inside her and threw her in the dirt... not because she fell in love with you man. You were goddamn convenient.
So, I took a girl out tonight and managed to blow the opportunity for guaranteed sex when we came back to my place by locking myself out of my house. Now she's away for the next week and then I'm away for the following four. Fail
Or just do it in the bushes outside the house. Public sex with fear of getting caught is win.